Your username makes me think you are being facetious.

I'm dreading the possibility that he's going to fall far enough in the draft that a savvy team like Seattle will pick him up for next to nothing.

"If I were a Deadspin writer..." you'll have to work on your gramm-

It seems like the point flew right over your head. I interpreted Bilbo's comment as a sarcastic remark of the ethno-centric state of today's press. With the recent Seattle Quarterback story, the word thug was passed around like no big deal, but bilbo was switching up that convention.

ok

You took a major spill and owned up to it with class. Essentially, you are the complete opposite of British Petroleum. Kudos.

I can't imagine running under those conditions. I mean, with a girl?

This'll deal a devastating blow to Russia's reputiation as a bastion of diversity, tolerance, and civility.

Mental Ben

I keep watching the GIF.

the most frightening thing about it is the cost: $2.5 billion.

This is a terrible tragedy for sure, but should we really be focusing on one dead swimmer when the rest of the team is apparently made up of fucking ghosts?

Agreed. While I think the modern day Wrangler Rubicon is an absolute monster off-road, it's just not mechanically simple enough to take the beating this Thar can.

That dead horse deserves it. 

This is what I wish North American market Jeeps/trucks were like: bare bones and highly capable. Thought I'd give that dead horse another whack. ;)

VERY dusty. Sort of like talcum powder, but browner.

Epic review dude. Btw how dusty was that dust?