I scratched my head for a minute but then remembered a place I lived that differentiated between DUI and DWI. Most places don't, it's just DUI.

If you can't be racist at home, then where can you be?? This line of reasoning was definitely my favorite, now, and when the M0zilla CEO stepped down. It's like it's not safe to be a bigot anymore...

Obviously the only place with the right infrastructure, weather, and the all important Olympic Spirit is... Kazakhstan?

"his study showed that increases in bone marrow edema [the precursor to a stress fracture] are more common in subjects who were transitioning to the [Vibram FiveFingers]"

Vaccination money is huge. I wonder if it's more than Wakefield was getting paid by the firm suing companies that make vaccinations?

Rates of autism diagnoses are rising, at the EXACT time that rates of in-home landlines are spirally down. Coincidence? I'm not saying landlines prevent autism, by why isn't this being studied?

This is the same Iran that sent a frigate and a supply ship to the Atlantic to show their deep water navy might.

I agree with you. The first thing I thought was, like a construction zone with a flagger, why didn't they have large signs telling you this is a voluntary traffic survey that will include remuneration if you volunteer?

Well, that depends. When I first learn of this person is their significant other conspicuously standing next to them? If so, maybe.

She can still come back by explaining that she has black friends.

I'm assuming the first person to notice was trying to do something that was trying to force it to use Google + to complete it.

Exactly! They're easy to store in a city with such roomie wide open housing, as far as I know bike thefts are very rare if they even happen at all, a $50 bike is very high quality and will probably work maintenance free for a long time.
Yeah, wins all around. I don't know HOW in the heck all these smart people were…

I was staying in a hotel on Sunset for a work thing and decided to walk the few blocks to that hotdog place that looks like a train car. About a block away Robbie Williams was sitting outside on a patio with a couple other people, so when I went to hang out with a friend later that night she asked if I had seen any…

I took it less as him saying I have good gaydar (you know the rule, this guy is most likely gay) but more saying if you're open about the fact that you are, I'll choose not to socialize with you on purpose.

Ghost bikes are literally to remind people in cars to be courteous to cyclists because someone on a bicycle was killed by a motorist right here.

You wouldn't say a damn thing to this guy's face.

Oh, that part was perfect. It was the transformation from Gordon Ramsey, customer, to Chef Ramsey, professional.

Clarification: No walk-ins but what if someone else is carrying me?

Schroedinger's defense.