As a rabid Seattleite I'd like to say that Portlandia, while being an hilarious representation, the tide seems to be going towards more reality and less ridiculousness. There was a time when coffee was taken too seriously, and the foodie thing hit here very hard, but most serious people are back to being serious,…

I don't remember when I grew up and started saving jars for grease, but I've pointed out to people who don't want to keep them around that grease is usually still fluid enough to pour long after it cools, and you can just pour it directly into a lined trash can and move on with your life.

I just watched $ellebrity last night, and now I can't read anything about Aniston, or Jennifer Lopez for that matter. They all seemed so normal and just... nice.

Um, no. Enterprise retired last year. The Nimitz has the First Navy Jack.

An interesting note; when we began receiving captured/surrendered MiGs from our allies, after being reverse engineered at the Groom Lake/Area51 facility they were reassembled and offered to the military for training use in their air corridor.

Thank G-d you saved me from those vowels!

I'm also mad, upset and question.

I don't feel like "Penn" and "top school" has been shown to be true.

A plane that lands without incident isn't a tragedy.

*Magazine. It's called a fucking magazine. A clip is a specific thing.

Are you not using the Blockbuster app as often as you thought you might?

It would be so easy to change the little collaged pictures in your puny article.

Truly, mass suicide is the only valid form of anti-gay marriage protest.

If Richard Ramirez killed all of those people during a war he would have won a medal.

That's why I stick to the only sport in the world where the athletes are guaranteed natural. Cycling.

If you're not safe from a tornado in a 2011 Chevrolet Sonic, where are you safe?