Watch The Good Wife.

When I was in fourth grade, I made the same sandwich every day: two slices of bread slathered in mayo and a slice of cheese slathered in- you guessed it- mayo on each slice.

Right, but they were commenting on what they sound like. Granted, two of the three that perform in this song are white dudes, so I may have been a little harsh.

There are five members. Two of them are white dudes. But really, hilarious joke.

Or, if the wildfire theories are true, we could see a moral quandary for him where he has to choose between Cersei and letting the city burn

I think you just found the location for The Leftovers season 3

It's been well-established that the oddsmaker is shit, but the odds on the waif this week astound me. She was getting 2-1 early in the season when Arya was still trying desperately to be a part of her cult and obviously would not kill her. But now, when Arya has left the cult, the waif is hunting her down, and the…

"Considering these people have lives in their hands, you guys probably pay pretty well.

Already done, good sir! http://time.com/4239600/mos…

The article claims that they compiled a list of the most popular searches nationally and then measured which state searched each one the most. Hardly a good measure of what they say they're doing, but it explains why there aren't state-specific ones like you mentioned.

So a vast amount of Missourians have a nagging feeling that they might be psychos?

So when will this be modded into the new Chex Quest?

Cage is the biggest reason these movies work as well as they do. I don't know if any other actor could make me believe all the ridiculous shit Ben Gates spews, but Cage is so completely committed that he makes it all sound quite reasonable.

So even if we accept that the building company somehow started destroying the wrong floor and no one (no firm accountant who would've known about payments to such a company, no receptionist who surely would've had that on their schedule) stopped them to ask what they were doing, how the fuck do you accidentally tear…

As a big fan of the books, I saw the first Hunger Games movie the day it came out. Unfortunately, my friends and I were unaware that a local middle school was bringing students over to see it. If I had been at all unsure that middle schoolers are the scum of the earth, this sealed it. They talked, they texted, they…

I'd like to start an initiative to make this an instant runoff vote

Magic Mike XXL! Sure, it's not "great cinema" but I enjoyed watching it (as a straight male, mind you) more than any other movie this year. And it's not just fun to watch. It's also surprisingly feminist as fuck.

My god, the Drunk History-esque couples counseling scene had me in stitches. Perfect riff.

At least Eli didn't confess his love for Alicia in that last scene. That's what this show has come to. That's what I'm thankful for.

God, that was amazing. Managed to find this street view of the walk: https://twitter.com/JohnnyR…