Why would you feel guilty about “relative privilege”? You broke the cycle and made something of your life, and I’m proud as hell of you even though I have no idea who you are.

How about “Use metric system and just halve the length, because then it’ll be pretty straightforward, besides you’ll be avoiding all kinds misscomunications with people from other countries because the whole world except us uses it already, so...” ?

I know, the tip is very useful, I just can’t understand why the…