"The To-Do List" is my top.

Or they'd blame it purely on mental illness, "nothing we can do besides improve mental healthcare!" And then vote against improving mental healthcare.

I read the book, and was so mad when it was the villain who died. The narration teased so much that the grandma was going to kick the bucket, then it was like a spinning roulette that could land on the hero, the heroine, or the dog. But the unsympathetic villain?! Look, Sparks, you had ONE job…

I always heard "thigh", which after "I gotta straighten my face" is pretty hot to me.

None of the characters had any racial identifiers afaik, and that was intentional. He said that in his, mind, though, the Baudelaires were Jewish.