OKcupid worked wonders for me. Getting married in two weeks.

IRL here.

This is why my ex is forever taking security guard jobs. WOOO POWWWERRRR!!!11! The kind that uses it as an outlet for his racism/classism/sexism why yes I am totally going to stop this black girl with the Coach bag and search it BECAUSE I CAAAANNN

We used to call it "Tiny Emperor Syndrome." Because you are so powerless on the bottom rung, when you figure out a way to move up one, even if it's just to something pointless like "shift supervisor" all the New! Shiny! Power! goes to your head and you lose your damn mind and turn into Mussolini, because BY GOD THE…

As a recovering drug addict, I think this show is a terrible representation of addiction. Her use and behavior never really gets worse like it does in the real world. Also, where's some of the humiliation and worthlessness felt by addicts? I feel like the show doesn't dive deeply enough into the truth of addiction and…

Where are the stories of female celebs banging normal dudes?

If a slightly-to-moderately popular band gets more famous I’ll have a story. A pending sexual investment, if you will.

Imma come back in an hour after more people have gotten a chance to comment

There’s literally no way that’s true but God bless you anyway

This is great Kinja

For what it’s worth, I heard a similar story about John Mayer doing the same thing to a friend of a friend (I know, a very credible source) after a show he played in Toronto. EXCEPT while he was jerking off up on to her he repeatedly said “Tell me you love my music! Tell me you love my music!” !

Some guys think it looks "cool" and "smart" and "important" to treat the waitstaff like slaves and then not tip because 'oh, look at me, I have financial savvy by not paying any more than absolutely obligated, ha ha!" They sincerely think acting like a dick (oh, excuse me, "being confident in what they do") turns…

Who needs that many pickles?! Clearly that was that woman's first visit to planet earth.

Yes so much. And I like January as Betty! I think she's legitimately good at what she does.

I really really need that to happen. Peggy & Stan (and his beard) 4eva.

Speaking of spin offs, if they aren't setting us up for the world's most epic "Sally draper goes to college and becomes a radical feminist" journey as a spin off, I don't know up from down anymore.

Can you imagine Joan telling her, "You're not much, so you just be grateful for the attention?" Would not compute.

January Jones is too classically hot to pull off Peggy. Couldn't have got that awkwardness,

Sometimes he'd say something like, "Get me the mixing bowls with the clear bottom." And I'd go, "Nuh-uh … not until 1972."

The only thing that matters tbh