If you meant "all people are bisexual", then to a certain vague extent you'd be right. Instead, you just look like a Penthouse Forum letter writer.

I'm not bi. I am a straight up lesbian.

Wish my wife knew this.

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I...Maybe I'm coming down from sugar high, but I really hate people.

The wiffenpoofs. Those blasted Wiffenpoofs.

Yeah, the other one I've heard is "Sexual Assault Expected." Double that UGH.

Exactly! Nicki Minaj! All of their colors are very saturated and very bright. I tend to wear slightly more subtle colors. I recommend for anyone who wants to try them to try just one or two, not any of the sets (no matter how great of a value they may be). Also, I think they're rather sticky and the brush is such a…

In college, people "joked" that SAE stood for "Sexual Assault Experts."

If I had to guess, I would say that the presentation involved the pledges presenting their penises to an unconscious woman.

Yeah, I'm not crazy about their colors — so many of them are those mid-range creamy bright plasticky looking things (I think of these as Nicki Minaj Colors) that look awful on me. They've got a couple of nice bright reds and fuchsias, but holy hell I already have plennnnnnty of bright reds and fuchsias.

That is what Millihelen needs, a swap thread. I have nail polishes that I have never used or used once I would totally be willing to swap for colors I would wear. And, I have quite a few things from ipsy that are just not my style that have been opened to look at them, but never actually used. .

Mine wasn't either - I'm super-oily and still had frequent acne at that age.

No kidding. 40-something white lady here. ("White" as in "I fluoresce under black light.") I used Creme de la Mer for about ten years in my late 20s to late 30s and it did make a lasting difference, but shit, my skin didn't even look this flawless when I was 26.

I just bought two almost-identical not-blacks that I'm obsessed with. One is more purple and the other is more red, and I justified it because that means they're totally different, right?

Objectifying women/consuming material that objectifies women in a public place is, in my experience, not at all uncommon. And giving zero fucks about it always seems, to me, like an act of hostility. It's certainly nothing worthy of respect.

Yet another reason I prefer to bring a Kindle with me: so I don't get singled out by people who want to shit on my reading choices or end up on some dumb Internet list praising people for being moderately literate.

Eh, I'd be ok with a Hot Ladies Reading account. Actually, better, just a "People reading" because frankly, I've known waaaay too many people who say, "I don't read" as a badge of honor. Like, you're a fucking adult that is not something to brag about. Reaaaad. Anything. I don't actually care what.

This article is implying that bad breath shouldn't be a concern and that Listerine isn't needed. As a dentist I can tell you the author doesn't know what she is taking about. Sure, no one used to practice oral hygiene, but a majority of people used to be in dentures by the age of 50. If you want to go back to the good…