Hi!

My friend works for Boscia, and they 100% assert the preservative-free thing. Now I definitely prefer something that is more natural than something that isn't, but still, it's misleading to say "preservative-free" when it should really say something like "chemical preservative-free". But that's just my wish. I still…

Well, unfortunately, that's not exactly correct about Boscia and Caudalie. I just checked a sampling of their products' ingredients on Sephora and they definitely have preservatives. (They seem to be EcoCert approved, which means that they're "natural" to some degree, but they are still preservatives) Interestingly it…

Yay, this sounds like it will be a voice of reason in the beauty product ingredient woo hullabaloo. I really hate all the 'don't use products with y ingredient!!!11!' hysteria and when you ask why not you get 'derp derp, it kills unicorns, derp' type of reasoning. uh, yeah.

The woman is my goddamn idol. I mean, I still don't want to be married, but in principle I love her.

No. >:(

Be nice to our guests or you won't be invited back.

It took me a few years to get to the point where if someone said they didn't like my look I'd just say I didn't give a shit. I buy what I like and I only buy stuff that makes me go "OMG GET IN MAH CLOSET."

I LOVED this post. I would follow the shit out of a series of normally proportioned "real women" posting photos of outfits they love to wear. I follow fashion bloggers for inspiration, but sometimes it's difficult to weed through the marsh of too expensive/flash-in-the-pan trendy/fantastically unrealistic/too naked…

I do not have sufficient self-esteem to subject myself to the scrutiny your body is enduring in this thread right now. I don't even take selfies. I don't even post pix of myself that other people took. Don't look at my horrible horrible visage; you'll burn your goddamn eyes out.

Let me figure out what I want to feature and I'll send some pics in. I make no promises about practical footwear though (heels are how I become a giant).

Exactly this. I wear whatever I want (exception: when I am doing pre-teacher stuff at school, and even then I statement accessorize) and I don't care what other people think. Look at me all you want, I'm the one with an awesome dinosaur sweatshirt.

This is bad enough that the editor who sent me this, a woman with all the jaded stoicism and cynical reserve that comes from regularly reading and editing Mark Shrayber features, was reduced to a series of messages along the lines of "WHAT IS THIS, HELP."

Okay, now post a photo of a fat gal wearing normal clothes like this. I'm so tired of fatshion blogs that are fat girls like me wearing stupid froufy dresses and unflattering belts and impractical shoes. I get it. You're feminine. Now post me some hot-looking normcore.

Holy crap, this leads to a horrifying thought.

Holy shit, does that tongue have a ball gag?

I think it just depends on the type of pants. Jeans tend to crease there anyway. And if they're a stretch jean, then they *should* be tight. If it were a smooth dress pan that had horizontal creases from pulling, then yeah, too tight and not good. And if you have horizontal creases across the back of your thighs, then…

I would trip and break my neck if I went around with untied laces. I can barely walk right in my flat boots with NO laces, so.

Sweet person, jeans are for everyone and every body. Your working tummy deserves fun pants. I have no babies, and a stomach like a deflated inner tube, and anyone who side eyes my choice to wear jeans can get bent.

Sorry for the dumb question, but is the not tying of these shoes intentional? I have some loafers with leather laces and when I tie them it always looks so nerdy, plus they come undone every 3 seconds, am I supposed to be leaving them untied? Is this the thing??

Shoelace talk. I'm so uncool :(