Fake wildlife photography is something of a cottage industry there. Note that they’re claiming to have come across animals in their backyards that aren’t found in the wild within thousands of miles of the photographer, but ARE available in pet stores.

One thing that should have given some of these away a long time ago: These guys are claiming to be coming across red-eyed tree frogs in the wild. They live in Indonesia. The frogs are from Central America, but are widely sold in pet stores in Indonesia.

K-Pax. ‘Nuff said.

If it doesn’t include chocolate-covered potato chips, then it’s a no from me.

I’m glad, because some people just have no idea what they’re talking about. Non-native species wreak havoc. I can’t go swimming at the beach down the road most summers because the combination of Asian carp and fertilizer has rendered the water potentially toxic. And sometimes even native species can be devastating if…

‘You can make Rotten Tomatoes’ most highly rated film of all time and still be snubbed by the Golden Globes.’ Huh? What’s Greta Gerwig got to do with ‘The Wizard Of Oz’?

Because, at least in regards to this introduction, exactly the opposite has occurred. Burmese pythons will eat (or try to eat) anything, from raccoons to alligators, and parts of the Everglades are home to pretty much nothing but pythons as a result.

Or a paring knife.

But cats can’t digest plants.

I think Bassett’s tried to sue them, in fact.

Agreed. It’s not for the nutritional value, it’s to ‘dispose of the evidence’ before it can start to rot and attract predators with its stench. If you ever have a pregnant cat, you may see her eat them after the kittens are born.

I have a name that’s common as dirt, particularly the surname, so the results were full of letters with that name attached, with addresses from all over the country, Florida to Texas, California to Alaska. Should I report them, even if they’re probably someone else’s stolen information?

‘’I want to see an Ancient Aliens episode focusing on the Notre Dame cathedral or the Empire State Building. ALIENS— HOW DID THEY HELP US TO BUILD THESE MARVELS?’’ There’s a Doctor Who episode about the construction of the Empire State Building. (Yes, it was aliens, because why build their own giant DNA-transference…

Second that ‘amen’. I’m mildly surprised to have made it out of my teens alive, but at least I didn’t get an STD or a criminal record. Or a tattoo.

Star Trek. Any series, any episode, I’m not picky. I’ve got Hulu and CBS All Access, so finding one (or several) to watch is easy. Plus there’s episodes on 6 nights a week on H&I.

They also make a very good rose lemonade.

I’d agree with this for the most part, but Reed’s is far too strong for a beginner, and varies from batch to batch enough that it’s occasionally undrinkable. Avoid the raspberry version at all costs. It smells like a corpse, and tastes like one, too.

He’s still got that smile. The one like rows of tombstones. YOURS.

“Did you know about the scars?”

umm...Nice article, but as the name implies, Fiji Banded Iguanas are from Fiji. If you followed your own link, you’d see they’re not from South America.