Always Melee Truthers

I haven’t seen anything this outrageous in high school football in Texas since last week.

This article could be greatly improved by the elimination of “Go Sox” from the author’s sig.

You gotta believe.

Literally today was looking at the ingredients list on a jar of peanut butter (we’re trying out a non-processed diet thing this week so processed sugar is off the menu) and the list read - “Ingredients: Peanuts (contains peanuts)“...

You are aware that those other games— the ones where Bryce Harper was hitting like Ted Williams’ big brother— that those count in the standings too? Those aren’t exhibition games, those are actual major league baseball games, and they count. Did it ever cross your mind that if it wasn’t for Bryce Harper’s insane…

I just know that at some point before I die I'm going to see a package of hamburger with a warning label "Contains meat." and it's going to be because of one of these idiots.

Jesus, this is like complaining about a piece of lint on your shirt when your shoes are covered in dog shit.

Dearest Bryce:

I mean. This deal makes the Phillies look shrewd.

“Lol”

Stop watching. It’s liberating. The game time is mostly filled with inaction and penalties anyway.

After seeing how sharp the referee looked in his uniform, the players decided they too would like to wear stripes.

“Attacking the officials? Finally, something I recognize in this so-called ‘football’!”

Bob Stitt just earned the Seattle Seahawks HC job by running the ball at the goal line.

As a Met fan, it feels so weird that this is actually a positive.

The bullpen could be an issue. And all three of DeGrom, Syndergaard and Harvey are nearing uncharted territory for their careers in terms of innings pitched. But yeah this offense looks like it is for real - they finally have all the pieces necessary to platoon around weak spots (e.g., Grandy against lefties) - and…

May be headed for another birth certificate scandal.

It isn’t a highlight article without a highlight truther.

It’s especially puzzling since there’s this weird thing where like, every sportswriter can wax poetic about Springsteen lyrics.