fluffingthevoid
fluffingthevoid
fluffingthevoid

Oh wow, I’m surprised you took Brady’s dick out of your mouth long enough to type this article.

There has been a month’s worth of awesome sports highlights in the last 48 hours.

Impressive. Normally I just sit in a chair.

With that goal, Blaze hoped to finally win the affection of his father, Nitro.

I think that’s an excellent descriptor. Still, when athletes do something awesome, I like when they show genuine emotion instead of self-consciously trying to act hard-as-fuck.

man, pretty fucking great few weeks to be a Boston sports fan. Bruins miss the playoffs, Celts bumped, Sox suck, Pats deflated, and the Boston Sports Guy gets his nuts cut off. love it.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Geez, you act like Mayweather punched your mother....

Dude, you’ve already made this joke today, let it go.

He’s a ballpuncher.

Newsflash there are actual sports being played right now, that we are actually watching. NFL you play 16 games a year, you are basically a mini series in American sports. GTFO.

I can’t decide which I would pick if I was athletic enough to do either just one time in my life: (1) bomb a HR and stare down a pitcher who just buzzed me, or (2) throw down a vicious dunk one some dudes head after he was talking smack and then mean mug him. Both would be pretty great, but damn if this video doesn't

The new phone book is here! The new phone book is here!

While I agree this is ridiculous, I do sympathize with the NFL’s dilemma. Nearly every Saturday night with my wife I have a release schedule extravaganza that I drag out as long as possible but in all honestly could be completed in 30 seconds.

For two seconds? I’ll shut up and throw in Noel.

The NFL is like the cheerleader who loses attention for 5 seconds and screams “why isn’t anyone paying attention to me”

Fucking Thank You! I’ve actually gotten sick of football’s incessant shit, to the point where I now care less about the actual season. Go away, let me enjoy other sports, and then come back.

that worked faster than I expected

If a line does return to it’s origin, how can it be a circle? There's batting through, and there's batting around. God I bet Skip Bayless agrees with Barry.