You can do it, little girl! Sending good vibes to her, and to her brave mama.

**Catalina update**

That explains so much.

Apparently Sony loves them a three year mark because yet another Spider-Man movie is being forced down our throats this summer even though they just made a Spider-Man movie in 2014.

Oh my god - i spent 12 hours in the bahamas and no one was there to wait on me. I had to drink vodka from a bottle.

If you hadn’t bashed velcro, I would have have given you two dollars.

You want to light them on FYRE.

Wow. I thought I couldn’t have less empathy for the characters in this tale of rich people woe. Then, I watched this video.

I’ve been watching the videos on YouTube...they’re kind of mesmerizing and they’re all getting roasted for going in the first place.

Clearly United’s PR guy quickly found new work.

I know its supposed to be pronounced “fire”, but i keep reading it as “fry”. Then i get confused/hopeful that this was a french fry festival and wonder how they would fuck that up.

This never gets old.

And then Michele Lamy said “Hold my drink, Rick. I’m going to show these kids how to do avant-garde.”

We can’t keep wearing the same, tired, B&W tux we’ve worn for the past 50 years. At least Jaden is bringing some imagination via Louis Vuitton’s mining of our sartorial history!

Now, the lady behind her in the purple vagina dress, on the other hand...

The jeans are cdg. His wife is in all cdg and it has no arms. So maybe he has to be extra useful​ to attend to the needs of someone armless.

Head to toe, this is PHENOMENAL. That color looks so lovely on her.

I’m so tired of Anna Wintour. She thinks she’s queen of England with this Vogue gig. She’s now boring as an editor and the magazine needs new blood and a new direction. American Vogue is a snooze fest and yet she persists. She must be blackmailing her bosses or something.

Love Pharell but WTF dude, we KNOW you know how to dress...

So tired of all the white and beige and pale and sheer. I would not want to stroll around in a human manifestation of my mother’s home decor all night.