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Jul 24 2018
395

He could be economically anxious. Or part of America’s forgotten middle class. Maybe he’s a victim of the opiod crisis. Or involuntarily celibate. But really I’m sure he was polite to his neighbors and a fan of country music.

Jun 1 2018
21

“Never trust a Yeezus freak,” truer words have never been spoken. In retrospect, that album was perhaps the first ominous sign that Kanye’s lust and obsession for securing institutional white approval and adoration had grown to disturbing and dangerous levels. Yeezus won widespread critical acclaim, with as many as Read more

Jun 1 2018
16

Black Thought just dropped Streams of Thought Vol 1, and y’all focused on this? Really?

Jun 1 2018
22

Wait, wait, back the Logicmobile up. You boycotted Pusha-T’s latest for being Kanye-produced, but dove headfirst into Kanye’s new album?

Jun 1 2018
68

He hasn’t gone full OJ yet? You mean kill someone? That’s a um limit, I guess. If you mean the “I’m not black, I’m OJ,” Kanye has already told us through his actions and the toxic words he spews that he only care about being seen as a white man and the rest of us can be beneath him.
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Jun 1 2018
101

Unfortunately, we give cops extraordinary powers in the pursuit of crime. Don’t let him in the house and he breaks in claiming you were about to destroy evidence. Then he arrests you and you have - at best - massive inconvenience. Don’t give him the evidence and he tears up your entire house looking for it. Don’t give Read more

Apr 16 2018
10

No, anything by the Gap Band. No “You Dropped A Bomb In Me” or anything. Only the Wilson Brothers can pull those off.

Apr 16 2018
9

My friends, I had the displeasure of seeing my least favorite white coworker sing “Formation” at karaoke and if healthcare weren’t so important I would have yanked the mic and her beer and hexed her then and there. Read more

Apr 16 2018
6

Gotta Add Outstanding by the Gap Band. Beiber would do this. And it must be stopped.

Apr 16 2018
8

And the whole point is that they’re all abominations that never should’ve seen the light of day. I don’t even need to look.

Apr 16 2018
17

“I don’t even know if George Clinton could remake this song without the exact combination of marijuana, mushrooms and angel dust he was probably taking when he first created this funk classic.” Read more

Apr 16 2018
9

After all, with so many problems in the world, how the hell could any adult human being be outraged by what someone did to a goddamned song?