My 9 year relationship is also ending, also necessitating my relocation to a less expensive area (or my parents house). Everything sucks, but it helps to know that I’m not alone. So, this is me telling you you’re not alone. We’ll get through this and we’ll be okay.

I think people ignore her resting level of fitness and health. She’ll be fine. I on the other hand am so hungover I’m barely fit to be pregnant with a burrito.

I did too, but that ligament that connects your pelvis? that sucker about ended me. I remember hardly being able to walk it would hurt so bad. I can’t imagine trying to sing *and* dance while trying to breathe through that pain.

True, but most of us need the income. And Bey’s work involves highly athletic performance in leotards and heels. Big heels, pregnant with twins, under hot lights. Sometimes there’s stomping around through fire involved. That’s pretty damn impressive when no one would raise a question if she were all I’m going to stay…

I hope Beyoncé’s performance is in the middle of a garden and full of floating fabrics. Also I hope the surprise guests are FKA Twigs and Solange.

Those two other big stars will carry her around on their backs, and be grateful.

Also should I go to coachella if I happen onto something like $1,000? Is that what this means?

As of last Friday, my 4-year relationship ended, necessitating that I leave the city I’ve lived in for 8 years and the job I’ve been at for 7. Then in the fucking middle of all of this, a cousin i adore and absolutely idolized growing up died of a heroin overdose. (I’m also feeling pretty shitty about the state of my…

that is really cute

How can you tell? (Genuinely asking... noticing when things are photoshopped is not my forte )

Meek Mill SAYS he did not rob Nicki Minaj.

I mean she was announced as a performer a month ago (jesus time is moving slowly in 2017) so it can be assumed she knew she was pregnant when she agreed to do this. I’m just hoping she still rocks a sparkly leotard.

Not so much boner attractive, but have striking features..Pretty people are a dime a dozen..

Willow Smith is actually as stunning as any legit model - and leaves the Hadid chicks in the dust. Below is from a recent Paris Vogue shoot.

For years I’ve collected pictures of models for references for sculpting. So I have definitely noticed a trend of fashion magazines using more and more celebrities (and “celebrities”) instead of models. Obviously, most people won’t care about this issue. But it actually really pisses me off. Like some commentators…

Do not and will never understand the level of adult hate directed at a pair of harmless teenagers, but whatever floats your boat.

I got the flu last week and ordered Fifty Shades of Grey on Amazon. While I was watching Dakota Johnson, I was ruminating on Hollywood nepotism and wondered how much that played into her getting gigs. Then I started thinking about how her mom, Melanie Griffith was the daughter of Tippi Hedren and wondered if being 3rd…

Wait.

Nah, she totally looks like she’s arching her back and had a lot of pizza to eat that day. Totally fake.

the three other minorities on the school board

Translation: I have a black friend.