Hold up your right hand Elon and repeat after me:

Dumbfuckistan

> and a slight rate of acceleration not caused by gravitational forces.and a slight rate of acceleration not caused by gravitational forces.
Yes, those would be the engines.

> several species coexisted for a long time across the vast expanse of the African continent

Car stickers (new cars have ‘em now) should show the 10 year ownership costs of a car, not just the up-front cost and the EPA mileage. Once this is done, hybrids, plug-in hybrids and electric cars will be clear bargains vs. standard ICE cars (that sell because of the lowest up-front cost) every time.

It’ll ask the user “What was your AOL chat screen name?”. If they can answer, they’re over 21.

It’d be like naming Netflix “DVDbyMail”

> the most likely ways that human soldiers can be augmented with things like cybernetic ears and brains jacked into the internet.

I live by a Target in Silicon Valley with a bunch of supercharge spots. Usually at about 70% capacity when I go by. One day, the chargers were all full and dozens of Tesla’s were waiting. Then I remembered PG&E was going to shut off the power that night to hundreds of thousands of hill-dwelling customers because of…

Three grand for the bike, then to use it you have to pay for a monthly subscription - which is probably damn near impossible to cancel.

My sister is a shrink at Kaiser. Last month they planned to go on strike for a week on a Monday. The day before, Sunday, the CEO died, and so they called off the strike - for the time being. My sister said she thought the day before he died “I just wish the CEO would die so we don’t have to picket!”

> Some are now being caught texting while driving. Just pull the car over, for heaven’s sake!

Idea: Have the homeless live in shelters made out of used scooters.

> Sacramento is seeing some housing cost increases and traffic increases because it can be cheaper to live in Sacramento and drive 2 hours one way into SF every day rather than just living in SF or nearby.

> And in places like California, it means burying power lines.

But looking at your phone while driving is totally legal. Go ahead, do it. Kill all the pedestrians you want. You won’t even get a slap on the wrist. Just say “I just glanced away for a second to look at my (hands-free) phone, officer.” He’ll simply smile and send you on your way. Easy-peasy!

Those who show “pure Aryan” blood will be immediately released and given a role in the Trump administration.

The moron distributors at Lyft scooters in San Jose were depositing their scooters by the dozens in bike lanes. FYI, bike lanes are travel lanes, where people are travelling on their vehicles, to work and stuff. I don’t have any problem when the distributors put them in the bike lanes that kindhearted bikers put them…

I’m obligated to ask those visiting my work place if they have any weapons to declare.

“Hey trashcan, book me a flight to Orlando!”