Farfel!

This is all a distraction! Look over here - immigrants held for unlimited time, more tax cuts for the rich, drilling in national parks, gutting the endangered species act...and on and on. Pay attention...the 1 percent love that the Donald does this wacky stuff. They get away with murder while we make ice jokes.

At 1:48 - what would happen to the kids of the world:

I feel to achieve full autonomy, car software is going to have to understand people, as it won’t be a one-day switch to fully automated roads. And to understand people, they need to understand assholes. People who cut you off. People who drive slow in front of an autonomous car just to fuck with them. People who…

And if you say ‘jif’ you’re talking about peanut butter. The file format GIF is pronounced “G-if”!

Today’s timely New Yorker cartoon:

It’s also a relative thing based on other movies people saw that year. Think about all the movies that came out in 1999. The Matrix, Fight Club, The Blair Witch Project, Being John Malkovich, American Beauty, The Sixth Sense, Office Space, Galaxy Quest, Boys Don’t Cry, Eyes Wide Shut, The Iron Giant, Toy Story 2, The…

That dude in the video lucky enough to have a DOOR on his office doesn’t need this. And did that guy even knock?

As Matt Novak from Paleofuture has commented many times before, it’s the problem of “I like so-and-so from the past, he was a great guy.”...”Oh, he’s a eugenicist? Fuck. Again?”

> They love to bone, they become fertile at a young age, and they can produce up to two litters each year with up to half a dozen feral hoglets ready to go toe-to-toe with human children.

Vegemite makes your penis larger.

The internal combustion engine. Please. ASAP.

Ditch digger, ditch digger, lend me your ears....

My mom loved the “schook, schook” sound of old 80's keyboards so much, it was like heroin to her. I now know that was ASMR. I just thought she was weird.

Done in the 60's man. Everything old is new again.

The Focus electric didn’t have this issue. Just sayin’.

“Eh,” he said. “You get used to it in a few days.”

Yeah, but wa kanda fish is it?

Cashing their checks and laughing all the way to the bank?