I hadn't planned on doing it again, but when they go and put a ball on a tee like that…

"About a tenth of a percent of the population had the opposite reaction to the Pax."

Narcotic compound, probably spread over a seal on her lips. You get it on yours, and pow. We used to get a lot of guys brought in on the night shift at the ER; usually robbed, very groggy. They called it the Goodnight Kiss.

Trying again:

Just for you:

"Yeah, and then I fell. My head got hurt like Wash. … I only fell, is all."

*weeps for Jamie Luner's lost youth*

Brady breaks his neck. Backup quarterback Jimmy Garoppolo proves Brady's ultimate unimportance by leading the team to glory. Gisele Bundchen starts banging fullback James Develin.

They should retire the glass coffee table she overturned.

Those who knew him will surely miss him. Those who appreciate quality sports broadcasting will surely not.

How about any effort whatsoever toward making them look like the characters they're supposed to represent? If a drawing requires "Laura Palmer" plastered across it to keep the audience from thinking "Blonde Elvira," then maybe it needs to be drawn again so there's at least a vague resemblance to Sheryl Lee.

The concept of intentional comedy was forever rendered moot with the scene where her boss basically tries to rape her at her desk.

I think the final plot twist is actually quite believable. Abu Nazir did
the same thing by striking when their guard was down. I didn't see any
plot leaps of faith here.

June! Language!

It wasn't the name. It wasn't the pilot. It was the scheduling.

*slow clap*

maybe putting a pair of new comedies up against two hugely popular shows called Scandal and The Big Bang Theory wasn’t the best idea.

"Fuckin' hope not."

Fausto Carmona? I believe you mean Roberto Hernandez.

Pakistanis are free to enter medical college after twelfth grade.