Don’t forget your wighat to go with your wigsuit.

So what do you recommend?

Oooh, get you and your fancypants iPad.

What’s your evidence for this assertion? How has he been cruel when drunk?

All the times I’ve been mooned (and that’s a lot - I go to rugby matches) I have never, ever seen an anus. Buttocks, plenty. But never an arsehole. So this bill seems pretty poorly worded. You’d have to do some serious work to show your anus.

I wondered that too, and I’m British. Over here it’s universally known as Newky Brown.

A gofer for a porn shoot?

A fine thing indeed. Apart from the fur. Shame on her.

Three other kids, so with Rocco and David (co-adopted with Madonna) he has five children.

Whats the fact he’s British got to do with it? Or are you having a racist moment?

Stick Man

Faggots wrapped in caul. Yummy.

Yep. Caul covers the intestines:

No mention of faggots? That classic British dish of meatballs wrapped in caul. They are delicious. I don’t know when you USians got so prissy over your food, but caul is a perfectly good and NATURAL way of containing foodstuffs, much better than plastic sausage skins, for example.

Nope, tripe and caul are different things.

We don’t say Anglo African over here, sheesh. You’d think they could bother to find out the correct term. It’s Black British, or Afro Caribbean if Noma’s family are from the Caribbean (originally Africa, of course).

Glad to see women had huge fake tits in the past ....