You play the hand you’re dealt.

One thing I’ll say about Fallon: he honestly looks like he has fun dorking out with all these people. With the one very, very notable exception of a specific person with a hairpiece for which I haven’t let him off the hook, he does a very good job doing the random kind of crap I’d like to have done with people far…

Because specificity makes it easier for people to argue the letter of the law and ignore the spirit of it.

Razing Arizona

Ah well. Live by the cartoon sack with the dollar sign on it, die by the cartoon sack with the dollar sign on it.

Y’know what? Thanks for taking the time to break things down to the level you did; there’s a tendency in current social discourse to immediately take the most emotionally-reflexive and intellectually simple reaction to any situation, and I really appreciate that you slowed down and broke this situation into its…

Eh. There’s the possibility that violent entertainment (of any kind) could have a contributory effect on the mind of a person who is already dealing with difficulty distinguishing reality from fantasy—but overall, the idea that violent entertainment equates to violent action is absolutely ludicrous (seriously, if that…

The judge is an idiot. If there’s any game that might result in a mass shooting it’s Mario Kart. #fuckblueshells

That wall of text in front of him was better than anything he had when he played.

It’s nice to see Michigan State really cracking down on the problems in their athletic department

Good on him for raising awareness. While we’re at it, we should also acknowledge how depressing the Mariners are.

“I can’t believe that woman was raped, but what was she doing wearing that outfit late at night.”

Seriously? THAT’S your take-away from all this?

Not when you make a living off of it. Guy had gone fully in on this idea and now that he’s failed he’s grasping at straws. Good luck bud. You’ll need it.

The head of Russia’s curling federation suggested Krushelnitckii had food or drink spiked with the drug, possibly by Russia’s political enemies.

NC State, class of 1995.

Miraculous Youngster was the Chinese team that should have been signed. They went toe-to-toe with Lunatic-Hai in a fantastic series from the OGN Super Cup but none of them were picked up by Shanghai initially. Their lfex support was signed very recently but if Shanghai had based their picks on talent, they’d have a…

Undead and Diya are clearly T1 players, but the rest of their team is legitimately terrible.