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Floyd Still Sucks
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There’s that old Gawker feeling.

Go fuck yourself.

Points!

‘80s jocks were right - nerds are bad fucking news.

I always settle in when I see “Charles Farrell” or a title that looks like it could be one of his. As a black girl who was born in the 80s, I can’t really describe what these boxers meant to me, but they were like cartoons of my male family members; I felt like I could finish their sentences or identify them by smell

I’m a little sad an article about boxing which mentions answering machines and Peter McNeeley doesn’t have anything about Peter McNeeley’s answering machine. For at least a decade after he was famous for 15 minutes, you could call his number and listen to him say,

Nick Young: NBA Champion.

What a raging collection of fuck head douchenozzles. Who have no idea Patrick o Bryant is.

So, to recap: Brit who spends most of the game fucking around with apps and has Courtside Club money for the finals has a take about the “fans” around him, while those of us who watched four decades of mostly bad basketball in person long before he ever even thought about copping a ticket are priced out. The amazing

I love a good tech bro bashing. Just wanna point out that as someone who has been watching the Warriors since the late 80's and has to budget to afford regular season seats at Oracle, nobody dislikes the new-money technocratic transplant dickwads calling themselves fans more than locals like me.

As a Knicks fan, we get pretty darned annoying when we’re good. You can’t remember that because its been awhile since that has happened.

I’m a GSW diehard, like for real, like Googs, Sura, Fortson etc. This has all been beyond our wildest dreams, but I haven’t forgotten how sports work.
So this is the first series since the ‘15 title in which I cannot respect or tolerate a neutral fan rooting against the Warriors. The Rockets are...they are just

wait didn’t you write this

I think the only guy that can trouble him at 135 right now is Garcia. And that is assuming that Garcia can stay at 135, and that the hurdle of Top Rank making a deal with Garcia can be bridged.

It was a liver punch I don’t know why the FUCK I wrote kidney. The knockdown was completely legit not just a balance shot although Loma wasn’t hurt by it. But he was knocked on his ass.

My man! My scorecard looks different than yours but that’s what Gamboa-JuanMa bets are for.

He* looks pretty symmetrical to me if you cover his hairline and realize the lighting is largely from his upper right so his glasses cast a long downward sloping shadow.

Why do they always look like one side of their face is waaaaay mismatched with the other?

Cry mich ein river, Richard.

Why do white people want to say that word so bad? I’m black, and when I hear my friends from other cultures refer to each other as [insert racial slur of choice here] I have never thought to myself, “Oh, well they said it so I guess I’ll just go around saying it now then”.