What about dumb locks with programmable keypads? Schlage makes a few “disconnected” locks with programmable combinations. Can’t be hacked from afar but can still grant access to those you want to by giving them a combo.

I have “real facial hair” — more, thicker, and faster growing than anyone I know. And this thing works fine. A big trim will spray hairs, just like any other electric. If you can’t contain or clean that up, do it in the shower.

I have “real facial hair” — more, thicker, and faster growing than anyone I know. And this thing works fine. A big…