Ahem.

There's nothing more than a woman loves to hear than how pretty she is.

We've always used the proper terms with our kiddo (I'm a biologist, I'm not going to call it a wee-wee or a hoo-haa or whatever). She was then told by other kids she was saying "bad words." Her teacher started to tell her not to say those and she proudly said "My mommy says those are the right words and not to use…

Wardrobe should include: Driving mocs, Barbour coat, Half-Zips (at least 3, please send pics if possible), Ray-Bans (Wayfarers or Clubmastesr preferred, but open to other styles), loafers, Patagonia vest(s), Vineyard Vines, basketball shorts for me to sleep in

I'm surprised I didn't expect this.

As a University of Arizona grad student, thank you for bringing this to my attention. Blistering letter to the editor will be forthcoming.

punch. in. the face.

Yet, nothing is done about sexual assault, short of blaming the "attacker," a guy who was likely as drunk as his "victim." [...] If drunk women who have sex are able to claim "rape," why aren't drunk men alleviated of responsibility for the poor decisions they make?

My favorite neg ever:

Him: Zelda!
Me (dressed as Link from Legend of Zelda): Link!
Him: Huh?
Me: I'm dressed as Link. Zelda is the princess.
Him: Whatever. I know way more about video games than you.
Me:…

'Nuff said.

We just want to be able to sit with our legs straight out, in proportion to our hips (at least I do). I shouldn't have to scrunch my legs together like that just so you can air out your balls. He's encroaching into her personal space.

Some constructive criticism, thehunchbackofnotredwayne, since I see you are interested in pursuing a path in sexist trolling: you need to commit (I would suggest you fact-check, too, put that's probably beyond you — Maddie is a staff writer here, just FYI! That is a full-time position, and also a vagina is not…

I heard the leads will be Tom Hanks and a dog.

Well, to view it consensually you would have to click on a descriptive link first. Given that's not how the comments works, I'd say that's a no.

Good breakdown of why his conclusions are dumb. I have found no lack of people interested in having meaningful conversations on OKCupid. Generally, if you find that all your conversations are shallow and boring, the problem is probably you. You're the common factor.

The Manic Dixie Tear Cup!!!

For me, there was a noticeable decline when the became self-aware that they were a great tool for referencing/mocking pop culture. The worst episode of this I can think of is that terrible reality show "send up" mess they did where the Simpsons were eventually sent to death row (??? WHY SIMPSONS WHY???). But some of…

Oh my god, I can see all of this going SO well for this Klutzy McKlutzerson, ie me.