The chocolate chip cookies—the kitchen staff would bake them fresh every day and they were the perfect chewy chocolate chip cookie. Our school had early morning detention, where you had to get there an hour before school started and do trash pickup or help put books away in the library. If the woman who ran detention…

I’ll take a little bit of solace in knowing she passed at home, instead of in some bar-less hospital…

I don’t understand this post and won’t respond to it.

“... where she was living with cancer.”

One Mississippi is a really great show.

Apparently some folks find “oh, I don’t care” to be a much more compelling/funnier premise than I do

BRB working on a supercut to play in an endless loop in my head until I eventually go insane like Deanna Troi on ST:TNG with the music in her head implanted by Uxbridge to foil her empathic abilities.

Given the total conquering range being their street and maybe, no definitely (well only if someone doesn’t complain too much) control over the next street over, I’d almost say “power averse”

BAT!

The popcorn kernel/projectile vomit moment had me doubled over, and at 6:30am no less. Well done.

Ghost is getting smaller. By the end of the season he’ll be a Bichon Frise.

Really enjoyed episode 4.  Amanda Peet was awesome.

The worst part about office donuts is that everyone seems to think it’s more polite to take half a donut. So by 12:30, there’s a box full of half donuts. But not neatly cut half donuts, scrunchy ones that someone stabbed at with a plastic spoon and tore off a chunk. Nobody wants the sad half donut, Angie... take the…

I know. Intolerance of intolerance is the worst kind of intolerance, isn’t it.

Incorrect. Some of us read this article only because Sean O’Neal wrote it. Seriously, you could write an article about frozen concentrated orange juice futures and not even mention Trading Places once and I’d still read it.

it would be the greatest day on twitter in history.

i liked Scott Baio a lot more when i forgot he was alive.

Step-brothers and Other Guys are probably my favorite Ferrell/Mckay movies. Step-brothers is the better movie, but Michael Keaton in Other Guys is pure gold.

Of course no one tops Merritt Wever on that series for flat-out weirdness but Facinelli consistently does a great job with what he's given.