I don’t really give two shits about much in the entertainment world anymore, but THIS REALLY PISSES ME OFF!  YOU KEEP YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF MY LOONEY TUNES!!!!

Decades ago, I saw (or maybe fever-dreamed) a c0medy stand-up special with Rosie O’Donnell talking about sitting next to Harvey Keitel on a plane and thinking to herself “I saw your penis...in The Piano...and Bad Lieutenant...”

Same here, I saw “Mel Gibson” in the headline when I first read it. It was a fun thought there for a second, in a WTF? sort of way. Gummies and dyslexia on a Friday night can make for some interesting reading sometimes.

Phantasm

What?

Why the hell didn’t I get a Community notification for this?

I hope the astronaut character returns. The same actor plays Fred Furner on Infochammel, the strangest streaming service in existence. 

I have climbed a few small (40-50 ft) towers back when I was young and stupid, but at my first job out of electronics school I ran into a couple of Tall Tower guys who did contract work for the company, and they were just fuckin nuts. They were saying that during some job in a small town, people would come outside at…

From the list of All Time Great Double Features: “Head” and “Shaft”

Us and Them? Maybe you’re thinking of Pink Floyd.

Is it “Pint Size Rudy” or is it “Pocket Size Rudy”?  For some reason I was thinking it was Pocket.

Carlin was a multifaceted genius, and in some ways, an unrecognized poet. His monologues always had an amazing flow and rhythm to them. Also funny as fuck. I am really glad we have so much of his material recorded to enjoy (thank you HBO, this doesn’t make up for satellite tv scrambling, but it helps) but in the…

They had me at “Secret Portal to Another Planet in a Rural Illinois Backyard”

But will there be crows?

He got his venue. RIP

Somewhere, I think I still have an Enron branded rubber duck. I used to go to a lot of electronics trade shows, and would sometimes get oddball swag in the mail, but I have no recollection of how I ended up with this.

Deadfall is just an absolutely and completely batshit movie with a wonderfully stacked cast. Nicolas Cage, Michael Biehn, Charlie Sheen, Mickey Dolenz, Peter Fonda, Talia Shire, Michael Constantine, and Two James Coburns! If you aren’t impressed yet, it also features Angus Scrimm with a scissor hand!

I want to see a “Nicholas Cage Reacts to Loss in Various Ways” double feature of “Mandy” and “Pig”.

I got gas that’ll turn you inside out.

Now that the presents have been opened, and lots of food and drink consumed, gather round your ol’ Uncle Floyd for a real Christmas evening treat.