Even so, Tricky Dick was no Al Swearengen.

Nobody wants Yahoo bikes.

If you listen to the second demo version, that word isn’t there. A few lines of lyrics are different, in fact. Also, Cait O’Riordian is the duet singer instead of Kristy MacColl on this version. It obviously isn’t a finished product, but I think it has it’s charms, and it’s an interesting look into the process of…

I’m just gonna put away all sharp objects, and leave this here.

Amazon’s page says they are “temporarily out of stock”.

Amazon’s page says they are “temporarily out of stock”.

Netflix knows when you are sleeping, it knows when you’re awake. It knows if the movies you watch are bad or good, for goodness sake......Netflix IS Santa Clause

If they want to practice their swing and sledge technique, I have lots of firewood that needs split. Sledge and wedge 4-ever!

Oh, I first read that as “Satellite repair techs are the real heroes”. As a satellite installer and repair tech, I was surprised and happy to see our trade get recognized, then I noticed my mistake.

The eeriest, most awesome recording of “The Little Drummer Bay” is by Marlene Dietrich, sung in German. It’s on YouTube.

Trying to pick a Zappa album to introduce his music to somebody is sort of like trying to pick a Marx Bros movie to introduce their comedy to somebody. There are fantastic Marx Bros routines. Some of their movies have several. But there isn’t one Marx Bros movie that doesn’t have sections that are just a slog…

Of course you can. People are not generally one dimensional, as much as we often want them to be. I, personally, enjoy a lot of Zappa’s music, and I understand why many people do not, but I respected him as a person for reasons beyond that. Zappa was a person of integrity. He had failings, as we all do, but he owned…

I can’t believe the article didn’t reference the world’s foremost authority on toast, Mr. Heywood Banks:

I thought the MOTM movie was pretty good. I already have Netflix, and I usually find it entertaining to watch somebody else drive another somebody else nuts committing to a gag, so I’ll probably watch it.

If I had more ambition I’d come up with some brilliant allegory for Illinois politics.

A couple of years ago I went as Reggie, the world’s most bad ass former ice cream vendor, from Phantasm, with the classic white shirt and pants, black leather vest, and bow tie.  I even tried to put my hair in a little ponytail, and exactly one person knew who I was supposed to be.

Listen: Floyd has come unstuck in time.

I’m not sure which Floyd I am here, or who I’m replying to, but I’m still Floyd.

This could get interesting. The above post was made with my AVC legacy linked account, and this one is being made with my discus linked account, yet it’s both me. You can’t be sure who you are replying to, or whether I’ll remember to check both accounts to see all replies. Hijinks may now ensue!

CGI Santa is cheaper anyway.

Testing...Cage Free corn?