And how much harder she has to work at being that than anyone else. The minute she loses her cool she’ll be the “angry black woman”. She’s my hero.

Do they have journalists in France?

I think it comes from the very real instinct within us to recoil from this man. His looks honestly wouldn’t make him ugly if he wasn’t rotten through and through. There are plenty of men who’s personality’s are so incredible they become attractive, even if their looks aren’t what many would consider traditionally…

We can all see how ugly this man is.

Look, people, if Bryan Fuller could do Hannibal with no rape scenes, you can too.

I snorted. Well done.

No one should ask Gwyneth anything anymore.

Franco is so greasy looking, he probably just slid off the page.

Wait...this woman was on a timed mission.

I am deceased.

I was grabbing at my wig just to make sure I was still good after that read.

Accurate representation of said scenario

Narcissists will manipulate in any way that they can. If you’re gay, Franco will try to get you to think he’s into you. If you’re female, he’s going to try to manipulate, charm or intimidate you into giving him sex. The guy is a nasty piece of work, and I am happy to never see him onscreen again.

I honestly don’t mean this as a critique of this post in particular, since it’s an internet-wide phenomenon, but there’s something so strange about the way we build whole articles out of tweets. In this case, the tweet itself is hilarious precisely because it’s so succinct – some random dude provided her with…

There can be only one...Grace Jones.

Now all the yoga mom’s will be sure to get it.

Came here for Grace Jones, saw a lot of randoms who are NOT Grace Jones, going to rectify that:

Those heels look like ankle-breakers. I know who I’m not teaming up with when the apocalypse comes and the zombies try to chase us down.

If she does I’d like to be paid in exactly the MSRP of a mid-range iMac Pro. I’d say it’s a reasonable price.

Isn’t Ciara the baby mama of a man that has multiple other baby mamas? I’m glad that she moved on and is happily married, but she really isn’t the on that she should be giving advice. Does anyone listen to The Read remember Crissle and Kid Fury cackling over “Matching Dreds”?