Oh, I did already know that. Which is why I said what I did. What I don’t know is specifically why. In spite of our laziness and callousness you would think that we could give good advice about us. I mean, nobody loves us as much as we love ourselves. So, you’d think we would know a little about what makes us tick.…

After the non-womaning man gets shut down by an actively womaning woman for the nth time:

I’ve never understood how women buy books or go to seminars by men about how to do women stuff. Somebody with no experience womaning is gonna teach you how to woman, even though he’s never womaned?

Nah. It’s a deeper game than that. This is dudes trying to maintain their sidepiece privileges by making their wives feel that they’ve achieved something great by being married and they better not gripe lest they get knocked down belong girlfriend status to “divorced woman”.

Besides if you start telling your followers…

How on earth did Kelly think reviving this topic months after everyone forgot it was a good plan? It makes her look like the pettiest mother fucker who ever lived.

Wakanda is in Atlanta. Sort of...

I think he meant metaphorical weight, as in box office draw. But for Chris Rock’s brother to critique anyone else’s metaphorical star power is... special.

You know what, if your points actually had any validity then she would be getting the money that she thinks she actually deserves. However you need to check something simple like maybe the last viable project that she worked on that made a lot of money. Perhaps the number of followers that she has on social media.…

Oh look, the first Final Fantasy that I can guarantee that I’ll actually finish.

I legitimately sprayed water all over my keyboard reading this, all the stars  

Make sure you leave it on Vibrate.

Take your stars, you hilarious bastard.

yeah unless I can shove the phone up my vagina and it blocks sperm, big no.

Peeing on my team? Who do I look like, Dan Snyder?

Have you tried peeing on it?

Im more shocked to see steadman. Totally didnt know that dude was still riding meal tickets.

Oh Denzel, the sexy ain’t coming back. I used to think I’d follow him down the street, now I’d help him cross the street. All Viola Davis needed was an raised fist afro pic tucked into her hair. Show them how it’s done Viola!

This pic is EVERYTHING!!! her hair, her arms, that dress! I’d be jealous if i wasn’t such a huge fan :-)

APPROACHING PEAK MAGNIFICOSITY

Listen, I know this article is about my boy Denzel, but can we discuss Viola’s Angela Davis-level Afro? Because OH MY GOD IT’S MAGNIFICENT