He is the one true doctor in my heart. TEN FOREVER.

No words have ever been more real than when you typed “Jayden’s Mom”. *Fistbump to you from my former home on the Indiana side of the state line, where dreams go to die*

Oh fuck me. This is the very particular brand of lower middle class white trash Ohio seems to grow like it’s the only thing our soil supports. From the hard slick back ponytails to the Midwestern mommy facebook outrager version of the “I want to talk to the manager, never mind lets beat some ass” haircut, Sams club…

Where is Anonymous when you need them? Someone here has to have a line in to them. I have every faith in them being able to get it.

Daily routine: Chanel CC cream, eyeliner (I like Charlotte Tilbury’s, I’m not joking), mascara, lipstick or lipgloss, MAC Prep + Prime finishing powder to set eyeliner. Maybe brow gel and/or pencil.

shout out to all my girls with horrible skin who don’t have the luxury of going “natural” every day.

I’m a complete makeup whore, I have a collection that’s worth... Well, I don’t want to know it, because I probably would have been able to afford very fancy things had it not been for it.

And now, for your morning enjoyment, some Tom Hiddelston dancing gifs.