dude......stop.

Get off of Jezebel and get back to work. You have a 2:45 facebook marketing meeting you need to prep for.

The guy’s screen name translates as “Mr Sluts”, what do you expect?

I must say the dedication to the trolling is impressive.

WTF this has been one wild ride through your comments.

Hahahaha! Facebook is essential to being informed?? That’s hilarious. People using Facebook are not reading the news.

It is not essential to being informed. People are perfectly capable of reading news or contacting their friends through other ways.

I think they’re talking about wearing a scrunchie as a fashion statement vs wearing it for utility. Like if you’re doing the pineapple method for your hair, where the scrunchie isn’t really noticeable, it’s not really the same as this:

LOL, is this a FB ad? You lost me at “nor would I recommend that any Facebook user take a hiatus from using it”. As if FB were essential to living. It’s not.

I went cold turkey on FB. Took it off every mobile device and stopped using it at home. I only log in for work, and I don’t look at my personal account. I haven’t posted original content in over three years.

Scrunchies are the only way I can achieve one of those cute messy buns that seem so effortless for other women. If I try it with a normal hair tie it just looks like a stupid little loop of hair.

My mental health has actually improved pretty dramatically after cutting off all digital activities at 8PM. No opportunity to fall down rabbit holes of other people’s bullshit on social media/blog comment sections etc. Plus I’m sleeping like 9 hours a night and it is amazing (also good for my mental/overall health)

If hoping all big game hunters get eaten by said big game is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

So this is how his sons were rewarded. With Ivanka, she wanted money and power. His sons? No, they wanted all their hunting and gun buddies to be elevated to positions of power so they could make it easier for all of them to kill rare animals. This is really sick.

Burn them all with fire. For fucks sakes. Horrible wastes of air. Trohpy hunting is a fucking pathetic excuse for making yourself feel important. Especially those who pose with their kill for a photo op. Fuck you. May whatever youre hunting get you first.

Is that woman ever gonna tell us what she was thinking?!

Re: Meghan Trainor

Steve is cool. Proof:

“Maybe visit some friends”

Library chick? HOT.