I just choked on my avocado toast laughing.

You’re good to your dad.

I rarely laugh out loud but AP bio is hysterical! I love it.

Hi mark.

No I get it. I’ve still been wearing my scrunchies out and about for 20 years. Carrie Bradshaw was WRONG. New Yorkers do wear scrunchies to restaurants

I’m definitely not. Never kill an animal.

If this makes you mad, donate $10 or more to anti poaching foundations. Here is one I support:

Oh I still burst out crying at this. There isn’t anything more innocent than wild animals (and children) and our president hates them both.

I have never stopped wearing scrunchies. They’re better for your hair than thinner ties and for those of us with big hair, we need the bigger ties.

I actually very much believe in mediums but Tyler makes me side eye. First of all, everyone he reads is famous and very easily googleable. You can learn pretty much everything about a celebrity with access to the internet and 6 hours. Also he pretends he doesn’t even recognize anyone he needs. He claimed he’d never…

I totally get it. I feel the same. It’s all ego. Needs to be put aside to get real change. It’ll happen. Probably not in my lifetime.

This. Exactly what I was saying.

Wait real question: does inviting someone in to meet their dogs and makeout gove you permission to have sex with them when they say “no”? I actually do know him. He’s a well known lawyer in our neighborhood and I know his kids. Not someone you’d think twice about inviting back to your place after 2 lovely dates.

what are you not understanding? He took advantage of me. I said stop and he said shh.

Cool but I said out loud “no no. I don’t want to have sex now. I’m too dizzy.” And he said “shh shh you feel so good”

Thank you for the first laugh of the day.

I don’t wish harm upon this woman. I feel terrible for her. I also think she made a really stupid mistake that lead to the death of her dog and should probably not be allowed to have another dog in the future. The dogs death is on her and the flight attendant. You don’t jump off a bridge because an “expert” tells you…

Ok it seems we need to break things down. This is how it should have gone had the dog owner had any common sense.

100%. I come from a family of protestors. My mom marched in the march for jobs&freedom in Washington and took us to protests for everything from black and LGBT right to animal activist protests. You fight for what you think is right and that’s it. Kids embrace that idea strongly. I’m glad they’re finding their voices.

Neither. It was the idea of the students who were shot at and lost friends in Florida. I told the kid that this is what some people were doing and she was down. First thing she said to me when she woke up was “I’m ready for the march!” She grasps it as well as she can at her age.