It’s our prerogative to be unfiltered and weird, because what can they do to us? Make us greyer? I’ll never be un-greyed, I might as well enjoy that freedom

Ooo boy, I haven’t seen all of them but I have seen The Shape of Water. I can see it winning if it came out in like...2003 but damn. I’m surprised it won. They’re playing it safe. It was a lovely movie but sort of reminded me of poor man’s Amelie or Matilda more than...something that...sticks with you or feels new and…

Also I feel like Mira Sorvino is wearing a decade’s worth of statement dresses to make up for how much of her career was lost because of that serial rapist and I love that. Get it.

I get that for past years but the nominations were out 6 or 8 weeks ago when #metoo was already in full swing, wouldn’t people have known better than sign the usual contracts with designers since they might have to wear a certain color or skip designer clothes altogether this time? Actors used to have to get their…

Exactly. It’s no wonder sex workers struggle with STD’s, depression, PTSD, and suicide. They are putting a price on their worth as human beings and subjecting themselves to some of the most degrading and depraved activities. Sleeping with scumbag men for money instead of fostering healthy relationships with sex…

So did Britney Spears

Also:

They can be made by enrobing Ritz crackers in dark chocolate, then left in a tin with a cotton ball soaked in a mint extract for a day or so. No cooking, except heating up the dark chocolate. You CAN NOT taste the Ritz. You’re welcome!

My life took a weird turn.

You realize, of course, that women menstruate for more than one day in a row, correct? And that any tampon she disposes of in the garbage is wrapped in about 15 layers of toilet paper and you’ll never actually see a used tampon? And that she’s skipping a day a month because she has cramps or a hangover or she’s a…

Phentermine is a stimulant in the amphetamine family. This issue you are having with sleep is most likely caused by it. Try taking it earlier in the day, first thing in the morning, and reduce the amount of caffeine you consume during the day, especially after 2:00 PM.

It sounds like you had a LOT of books. Having piles of books around is one of those things that sounds kind of cool in theory, but would absolutely start to feel claustrophobic after a while.

When I’ve gotten rid of books in the past, my process was “if I didn’t have this, and I found it in a used bookstore, would I…

My mother had this and would lose so much blood that her BP was around 80/40 by the time she let us take her to the hospital. She would get tachycardia (an elevated heart rate) just from standing up and walking across the room. The bleeding ended up being from a combination of uterine fibroids and ovarian cysts. She…

You need to go to the MD again right away. I have had this twice. The first time was a miscarriage, when I didn’t know I was pregnant. Second time I needed a uterine ablation. Please get to Dr. or ER. Please! Don’t stop pestering them until you get a solution.

I haven’t done KonMari, specifically. But if it “sparks joy” then you aren’t really supposed to get rid of it, right? So, you’re doing it right?

Go to the doc.

It’s a filter. The glasses, freckles and falling leaves aren’t real.

??? I was a nanny for a long time and I have always had long nails. You just...wash your hands and use a brush under your nails real quick? Also...if you’re doing it right you don’t necessarily get poop on your hands...?? That’s what wipes are for? Maybe she wears gloves?? Who cares??! Sorry for all the question marks…

From what I’ve seen, apparently every second you spend on yourself (make-up of any kind or just getting dressed nicely) is a second you don’t spend on your child and therefore EVIL.

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