What’s hilarious about all of this is that if you take him at his word (i.e. that Obamacare is a horrible system that is hurting people), then he’s essentially willing to saddle America with terrible healthcare out of SPITE.

how you gonna threaten me with a gift, don?

This man could not be more perfect if he tried.

I know it’s puppy day but some of us have both. John & his cats

Is this coming through?

“really good friends” with your spouse is still pretty good.

Holy shit, I actually ‘won’ on all of these.

This gif is glorious.

Thanks. I like royalty.

side note, this title:

Flannel nightgown v. Cannabis oil pen is BY FAR the hardest march madness matchup I have seen in the history of the brackets (personally speaking). That should be final four for adulthood for me.

hey man, I pulled the gun on mom jeans, and they are amaze

From what I heard from the podcast “You must remember this.” The whole feud thing was more a marketing ploy for the movie. It wasn’t until after the film that the real resentment came after Crawford felt that Davis was upstaging her.

Wait, his sons are named SPECK and HUD?

Well, you know the saying: to look young and fresh, hang around grey, ambulatory raisins with a grudge.

I have the feeling that John and Company are the type that confuse a moment of enlightenment with actually changing.

I have this feeling that Meg said “John, I think it’s better if we have some space for a while, so please stop calling me,” and John went “welp, she hates my guts!” and went around telling everyone how much she despises him.

(can we have a picture, every day?)

I’d be happy to donate my collection of button hooks, knitting needles, and turpentine bottles.