One of these men is now President, and one is in charge of HUD. Let that sink in.

Who thought Park Rangers, Coke and Bud would be the face of the Revolution?

Not after the resource officer shot them all.

Were there potential grizzlies near your school, though?

And the Pastor

Me every 10 minutes of this farce:

WAIT A SECOND.

“It was absolutely fantastic. Murder gives me a high unlike any other, it feels like this crisp unreality. Flashing & sparkling. Adrenaline & shock. Fight or flight mode. How do I even go about describing it. The whole thing was unreal.”

LMM will never be insufferable as long as he is using his powers for good, like increasing minority visibility in theater and raising hundreds of thousands of dollars for Planned Parenthood, for example.

And two arms!

In Austin I loved, “You’ve pissed off us special snowflakes now: WINTER IS COMING”

I think it’s interesting to watch a metaphorical infant taking its first steps, and then trash said infant for not being able to run a 40-yard-dash in record time. That, to me, is what this article does.

I work for an advocacy organization. We all went to the march, with our friends and our families.

“Ain’t I A Woman, Too?

One of my favorite signs at my local march said “Special Snowflake?” on one side and then “Let is Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow” on the other. And the older lady that was holding it was wearing a Christmas sweater with snowflakes on it.

“Trust me, I’m like, a smart person” is exactly the opposite of anything an actually intelligent person would say.

I can’t find the link to this, but Fresh Air had a great interview with someone about how Trump’s hostility toward the media is going to backfire. More reporters will try to look more closely at the shit he pulls. Most tellingly, the guy said that he thinks it will be easier to find sources in his administration…

He can hold me accountable all he wants. I have over 200 years of history behind me. Come at me, you fucking tangerine.

I was anchoring today and spelled out the President was lying. It was my third story down, post marches and the CIA clusterfuck, and I very specifically said the crowd DID NOT back to the monument, and that numbers did not match what Spicer said.