abolish ice and homeland security

If we want to be mad at anyone be salty with the GOP and Linda Tripp. Newt Gingrich was leading the charge against POTUS. A man who cheated on all his wives and was on wife number 3. This had nothing to do with justice. I don’t care what our politicians are doing in their private lives unless they are breaking…

What else is he supposed to do? Live his entire life trying to make it up to Lewinsky? Isn’t there a point where people can just move the fuck on? Meanwhile, the entire Lewinsky scandal would be considered a good week for the Trump administration but hey, let’s all keep obsessing about the Clintons.

WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK

Report: Keys to country lost somewhere between the sofa cushions, among some schwag and a half-eaten bag of Doritos:

90% of people over 45, huh? Did you google that or pull it out of your ass?

So they were accidentally admitting to being terrible by saying they shouldn’t be judged by the terrible things they very actively associate with?

so much this

I’m getting tired of saying this. It. Is. NOT. An. Age. Thing. I’m not saying that because it’s ageist, even though it is - I’m saying it because if you keep looking for the grey hairs you will never find the perps.

“Yet because 90% of people over 45 do not get this, while also controlling executive and managerial positions in media, he won’t face the backlash”

“Look you guys. Just because we spent a few decades catering to the most xenophobic and jingoistic aspects of our ideology in order to maintain power for our party, does not mean that’s who we really are! Believe us!”

Sounds legit. They have their interns just bookmark all the best cuck porn sites so they never have to search for themselves.

“Quit calling us Nazis!”

I’m so sorry you’re in the same boat. It sucks, they just don’t live long enough.

She’s 14 and has vision impairment so she mostly just sits around, but so does her housemate who is a few years younger. She snuggles if you pick her up, but her days of chasing stuff around and being a nut are long gone, so it’s hard to judge.

I’m so very sorry to hear this. I’ve had to put down two cats — so far. My third cat is 18. I think you should go with your gut. Is she having more fun than nonfun? Or is it the reverse? My thoughts are with you.

I’m so sorry you are going through this. It sounds like you should call the vet tomorrow to at least consult. The vet should be able to take your new observations into account and help you come to a decision.

“Do Timber and Lumber in U.S. ?” Is a sentence the president wrote down. With a space between U.S. and the question mark.

This literally made me cry. I hate these people.

Yeah, not getting the love for Goodman acting like he’s a doddering 98 year old who doesn’t know what Twitter is or what’s happening in his own industry. Fuck him.