Not to mention that she will be 68 with a teenager. I think a lot of these older moms are going to super regret it.

73 years old at your kid’s HS graduation... whew.

Riiiiiiiiiiight.... Trump’s grandpa skipped out of Germany in 1885 so to avoid military service (why, it’s “bone spurs” all over again). And as if there was so much untouched wilderness left to “tame” then as Trump’s granddad went on opening restaurants in the Seattle area—so manly! So much taming!

Not to mention that Derp Furor’s grandpappy fled the German Empire to avoid the draft in the early 1900's, tried to return, and was kicked out for dodging the draft.

Remember at campaign rallies when he loved to tell the (false) story about General Pershing having bullets dipped in pig’s blood before executing Muslim Filipinos? It was chilling hearing those fucking nazis roar in approval and proof they are willing to accept anything, up to and including genocide.

Trump also selected politically relevant pieces of decor to offset his attempt at a muted color palette. He previously raised hackles when he chose a portrait of Andrew Jackson to hang in his office, added six extra flags behind his desk, and replaced a bust of Martin Luther King Jr. with one of Winston Churchill,…

Daughterfucker actually

This is the way my niece makes it.

oh my, I need to make this as twice backed potatoies immediately!

Some happy news to finish off a long day.

Thanks for the advice!

In the Trumpiverse the “opposition media” is anyone who doesn’t unquestioningly toe the line and play along with the myth. Meanwhile back here in reality, Squintin’ Mel continues to have all the substance and worth you’d expect from a woman who’s employed as Waddlin’ Don’s “hot piece of ass third wife”. If we opt to…

I don’t believe anything a Trump says.

Also, this is how the Fox News website characterizes the initiative:

BE GONE is more like it, amirite?.

When I saw the headline of this article, I thought you were mocking her grammar as a non-native English speaker. I could have never guessed that “Be Best” would be the actual slogan of.... whatever this is.

Following its name, the program will encourage children to “be best in their individual paths through life,” Trump said. “Be Best” will also address social media use which, she explained, is “too often used in negative ways.”

couldn’t have said it gooder myself, sb.

Be Best be stupid. Be Best be making grammatical mistakes. Be Best could have been “Be Your Best” pretty easily, but Be Dumb is what the Trump Administration Be About.

Melania gonna Melania