He married a Leftover, per the gossip mags.

Apply ice directly to the burn

If Brad Pitt wants the public to ignore his divorce he should have Terrence Malick direct it.

I can barely tell you what that show is about because I’m just watching him talk and run shirtless

Shit I’m just happy being able to look at Justin Thoreaux so I’m sure she’s fine

I mean, there’s just so many to choose from! But I’m going to go with Congressman Vapey McVapeFace, also known as Duncan Hunter.

Hey, friend. Four years is an AMAZING achievement. You are kicking ass every single day. Hang in there like a kitten on the poster in your grade school guidance counselor’s office. Internet *high fives* and *hugs* for you today. Keep on being awesome.

Something I didn’t know about Jamie Lee Curtis. I am almost 4 years sober and lately have been having a very hard time. I don’t do AA because I don’t agree with it, and my husband and I are somewhat new to a state where we don’t have close friends. Work has been very stressful lately and last night we went out to…

I dunno, the “maybe don’t take our children into a war zone where even UN convoys are bombed” is not that bad a tack . . .

I’d have a hard time taking my kids to an actively war ravaged place like Syria. I see his point. As an adult she can go where she wants - her person, her decision, but he does have equal say in where the kids go, no?

I don’t know. I do know that if something happens- another criminal event, an impulsive act that looks like suicide anything and everyone will point their fingers at me and say that I should have done something sooner.

Some people are saying that the Dalai Lama wasn’t even born in China. Some of our best people are saying that.

He does an impression of Donald Trump Jr., too.

He’s had how many lifetimes and still hasn’t snagged a hot wife? 

Well, maybe for the sake of the children, Angie’s team isn’t releasing the particulars.

This is probably a mostly false account.

Yep, my enjoyment of this gossip just came to a screeching halt.

That is true. And Angie probably has no tolerance, she doesn’t strike me as the type to be lenient when it comes to the safety of her kids.

I didn’t guess this exact event, but I suspected it had to be something very specific that would be pretty damning of Pitt. From the get go, it seemed surprising that Angelina would have said in her statement that the divorce was for the health of the family and the date of separation was also kind of telling. I mean…