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“Her family is really scared for her safety,” said a source. “She’s just so isolated and spends all her free time watching trash TV and commenting on Jezebel.”

Demi Lovato just keeps getting dragged into other people’s drama! She’s just trying to live her life and do her, and other people keep bringing her into situations she wants no part of!

I hope she will have a moment of reckoning with herself about what she stood for in the name of Fox versus what kind of world she would actually like to live in. She owes her ability to sue Roger Ailes and Fox News to feminists. I hope that’s not lost on her.

Get it, Andrea! Get every penny you’re owed, get every shady exec fired who covered for that slug Ailes, and mark a victory for every woman who has been unable to find justice and restitution for this kind of behavior.

This was my exact thought before I even saw the comments.

And his rationale?! That it was a protest because she and Kendall Jenner aren’t ‘high fashion’ in his opinion? No, dude. There’s no acceptable rationale for what you did anyway, but THAT’S the best you could do?! No, we all know you wanted to put your hands on one of the world’s most desired women and you’re probably

I find that, while they don’t share pictures, they do share a lot of details about their home life and parenting life. They seem to want to have it both ways - don’t you dare invade my child’s privacy but I will tell you a hilarious story about my kid’s vomit while I’m promoting this movie...

What I really need in a car is guidance. Not so much route guidance, because I have a phone for that, but, like, fashion, makeup, hair, and relationship guidance from women like me. But also? In sort of a portable format, since my car is really hard to bring inside my fave little cafe. And if they could make it in a

Fuck being a girl. Here’s why it’s good to be a woman:

I take comfort in knowing that successful bombs are pretty hard to make. Putting something together that explodes at the right time with the intended amount of force without burning up the maker in the process is apparently pretty tough. Especially if you’re trying to fly under the radar and not Google instructions.

Re: Ryan Reynolds: I chuckled, but not, like, aloud.

WHY CANT ELITIST BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA WRIGHT HIS OWN TWEETS ITS BECAUSE HES A SECRET MUSLIM WHO WONT TOUCH TWITTER BECAUSE IT ISNT KOSHER BENGHAZI

What is your stance on wearing footwear to walk the streets of New York? Because if you choose to wear shoes, then you're once again departing from the Gospel of Shailene. (Also? Barf.)

For some of the charming far-right Twitter community, it’s also a racist insult as (in their thinking) men who want to be cuckolded secretly want to watch their woman get fucked by a black man which to them is the most emasculated a man can get.