@Dodge2002: The initial picture made me giggle. The following posts from people who honestly didn't get the humor made me guffaw.

Pretty sweet, but I'd still miss flipping through the pages of lyrics and artwork.

I spy Rush Limbaugh. Funny, because when I read the head line my first thought was "Now I can listen to Rush at work!"

Do i spy a android-esc sliding status bar?

@njdevil misses the old days: Your post, containing both an entertaining image AND the word 'poop', entertained me a great deal. Thank you, my friend. :)

...or you could just not hit command-P. Making an unprintable file type seems like such a waste of time its baffling.

@Webran61: In all fairness, most (sadly, not all) of the employees I worked with hated the posturing management forced on them. Its been my experience that if you level with a sales rep, they'll cut the crap and give you their honest insight. Its the management that deserves your hatred.

@FriarNurgle: Absolutely right. I like you.

As a former Best Buy employee, even tho the managers knew the specs on the TVs, speakers, some computers, and even some of the TV remotes were complete nonsense, they still pushed the workers on spitting all the facts out. The mentality was the more a customer heard about a product, the more likely they would be to…

How long til hyper-real-mask-fetishes pop up. Halfway through the dirty deed the big black guy turns into a little white guy.

So if i google 'tic-tac-toe cheat codes' this picture pops up, right?

So if Robocop got a cold with this virus he'd get better?

I love this guy. Does what he wants, screw what they say. Mad props for that.

Cinematic slop, Mr. Bay. I'm so tired of these craptastic insta-movies that simultaneously bore me, waste money, reuse old-as-dirt plot lines and crap all over my childhood memories.

I'm getting tired of the graphics-over-gameplay problem in games today. I'm not saying all modern games suck, but a lot of them use recycled mechanics with glossy new coats of paint.

Next I'd like to sit through an hour of a movie before I pay for the ticket.

Dude I'm inspired. I've got a honeymoon to start planning for and this is getting the idea wheel spinning in my head at a million miles an hour.

But I still can't microwave metal.

@You: For whatever reason the image isn't loading for me. I'll assume you got my reference and you posted a shot of the greatest tarantino villain since the basement-rapist-hicks. I heart you.

@You: "That's a bingo!"