It really is tragic, I don’t fault the Kimmy Schmitt people though. At some point I think we will learn to laugh at ourselves again.

Oh yeah because ESPN is SO concerned with proper journalism. This whole Baghazi saga is evidence of that. They also cerrainly never push an agenda.

THE SAGA CONTINUES

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Of course ESPN has nothing on this. Not on the front page the NBA section or even ESPN Chicago. As if I needed more reasons to hate those pieces of garbage up there in Bristol.

I am so tired of having a vagina and being treated like a fuck toy piece of dirt. Can I give it back?

This is me, right now, looking for any semblance of sanity in the world.

What the fuck is in the water* in Chicago?

fuck everything, I hate sports.

his parents pranked kara by birthing him.

The loud shitty Americans who have nothing better to do than piss away money to go to Trump rallies and no way to pass the time than howl about Trump? I’m really hoping those cretins are in the loud stupid minority.

I am so blown away that this pile of Cheez Whiz has been so successful in engaging the mainstream public with his constant ooze of hate. Is Ricky right, ‘Merica? Do you hate my people so much that you were just waiting for this talking butthole to show up so you can rally around him?

• Miley Cyrus made Billy Ray Cyrus a vegan birthday cake. He was not into it. [E! News]

I hope that is a brand new bag on Anne’s head, because God knows I wouldn’t want the dirt, sparkles, crumbs, etc. that line my purse bottom falling into my hair. Ew.

I wish present-day Sam Elliott was my cool uncle that I drink with.

Look at this picture. I mean, come on. What a beautiful family.

Same, but I’m going to predict that the judgment is going to be SHAAAAADE. Here’s why:

Please have my favorite dog gif: