“it was “hypocritical” for the “government to tell others how to do things when the government hasn’t gotten its basic house in order.”

All the men I’ve dated/been friends with are super emotional and fall in love quickly. In my experience, looking at all my girl friends, men want commitment faster than women. All my married friends had boyfriends who wanted marriage and babies in the first months and had to spend a lot of time convincing their female…

You call it Pussy Affluenza. I call it Ham Wallet Entitlement.

I’ve always said that humans should live like bonobos—matriarchy, no violence, cooperation, and also fucking absolutely everyone regardless of gender or age. It’s my vision of a feminist utopia.

What kind of terrible/unsexy person is thinking about his bros when sleeping with a girl? Who fucking compares notes like this? I have a sleazy guy friend that would probably get along with these guys, but he never talks about the girls he fucks- he just fucks them, and (I assume) enjoys it.

One good flick should dislodge them completely. n_n

brb, my eyeballs seemed to have rolled straight out of my head. Need to go find them now.

“Guys view everything as a competition,” he elaborates with his deep, reassuring voice. “Who’s slept with the best, hottest girls?”

THANK YOU. Same. I remember when Gen X was getting these stupid fucking scare articles about how dating is over and everybody panic!!!!!! but it’s actually based on what like 10 super-assholes are doing in Manhattan.

100 girls a year! Somebody get this guy a Sir Fucks-a-Lot Hat.

Can you present one of these 1920’s articles? I’d really like to read it.

Oh my god I’m so glad there’s a space for me to express how stupid this article is. It’s literally the exact same article papers have been writing about rich white kids in Manhattan since the 1920s, updated each year to include the new technology and trend.

How does someone get to the point where they think it’s acceptable to offer to buy shit off someone in order to stop their kid from crying? Take your damn kid aside and have a “not everything can be for you, honey” and if she continues to wail, take her the hell home. WHY IS THIS HARD???

WHAT.

ughhhh I love kids, but man some parents are so useless.

What. The. Fuck. That is just beyond.

My dog, Princess Trudy, died this afternoon. I’m overwhelmed with emotion, but amazed at the love outpouring from family and friends. She was 16 1/2, and had a great life.

Ask her what she thinks. She’s probably heard some things through school, family, etc...

So my 6 year old just asked me what happens when we die. I’m an atheist and I don’t know how to respond to this question. I remember being told that there was a heaven when I was a kid, but I never believed it. I almost want her to believe it because she’s so anxious, but I doubt she will. She’s quite a skeptic.