The best part is the part where he thinks any part of Black Twitter follows him on Twitter.
whats VMA? VMA = Various Machete Amputations
Harder to leave the relationship, thus more stress to stay in it, and baggage piles on baggage and it seems like there’s no escape because it’s “worse” to have a failed marriage than a failed relationship.
I’ve decided I will punish infidelity by never ever leaving him alone. A fate worse than death.
My husband gained weight during my pregnancies, but not out of sympathy. He just felt it was his duty to eat all the things-I-thought-I-wanted-until-I-took-one-nauseating-bite.
Enough with Dadbod, enough! Gah. “Sometimes people gain weight when they have a lot of other shit to deal with and don’t have time or money or both to eat healthy.” That is the last thing that needs to be written about mombod or dadbod or BODBODS. This is not controversial, it’s called being a person in America.
Actually DADBOD is an ancient Anasazi word that roughly translates to apocalypse or cyclical destruction followed by rebirth. This is how the Jendashian empire begins.
Explains the look on his face.
Why do I get the sense that Jezebel is very, veeery disappointed this might not drag on any longer? (I love Nicki and Taylor so I’m just glad they might make up so I can stop feeling like an awkward child watching her parents fight.)
to every person saying ‘it’s a good apology but she shouldn’t have done something in the first place’
she did call out the industry though. also, Taylor swift greatly benifits from the industries rasicm and narrow body standards.
That's a decent, to the point apology.
I bet he calls it “The Google” too.
On the bright side, by his own logic (?) Santorum could chose to no longer identify as Santorum and leave that lifestyle behind. Let’s hope!
“partial-birth abortion to the same-sex marriage”
“Santorum” is Dan Savage’s single best contribution to society.