SAMANTHA MADE ME WHO I AM.

Republicans; even when they do the right thing, it is for all the wrong reasons.

Minus five for a Seth MacFarlane reference. Anything pertaining to him belongs under the post about douching.

Remember, a woman’s role in the reproductive process is to incubate a small human (which gains a soul immediately upon the sperm meeting the egg), and must be cherished and protected and saved from herself should she decide that she does not wish to use her body to incubate another human being.

It really doesn’t matter to them how this affects other forms of care for women. Women are not human beings. Women do not deserve health care if they’re going to abuse it by controlling their sexuality.

Mary Poppins and Samantha the American Girl.

So just 10% of the time you'd vote for her?

10000/100000 she gets my vote

YAH GIRL MERYL 4 PRESIDENT

I am so excited. The Brits were quite a bit more violent than their US counterparts, and the Pankhurst women were really interesting historical figures (even though they aren’t the focus of the film). Plus the line, “war is the only language men listen to”

This looks FUCKING AMAZING!

RIGHT? SHE IS SO LOVELY.

I freaking loved No Reservations. It was “cool” and funny. I watched a recent episode of his CNN show about Tokyo — dude was fucking HAMMERED the whole time. And not funny. When he’s not written/edited he’s not nearly as quippy.

That she’s a beard?

Agree. I don’t know when I started feeling this way, but he is off my imaginary boyfriend list. He’s too mean.

Anthony Bourdain is also kind of insufferable, too, though. He’s getting too old for his own shtick.

This was my favorite of the joke submissions that I saw:

The only way you can get a “truffle” flavor into something as cheap as potato chips is to use synthetic truffle oil, which is an abomination good people should not be forced to tolerate.

“Why do you have the #28 in roman numerals on your shoulder?”

“It’s how many men I’ve killed.”