“in my mind” I didn’t rape anybody is a real Cosby-level excuse

Cherkis points out, too, that Fowley always denied sexually abusing The Runaways, quoted in a 2013 band biography as saying, “They can talk about it until the cows come home but, in my mind, I didn’t make love to anybody in the Runaways nor did they make love to me.” And that may be right, in that “love” is no one’s…

Aaaw. Blood, smlood, Better than weight gain, hormonal whatnot, remembering, Chemicals, bloating, mood changes, cravings. A little blood - no baby. This is only MY experience, but after the pill I developed PMDD which is a freak'in horror show for yourself (and everyone around you). Our bodies truly were not made to…

You just set it in the closet?? Like an evil, animate dummy can’t just bust out of there in the middle of the night and murder your whole family?

Real talk: I had a ventriloquist dummy as a kid and he looked JUST LIKE Slappy and he scared me to death after reading the book. In the middle of the night, with the moon shining on his face through the window... You best believe that little guy went in the closet.

Am I the only one who is disappointed they didn’t find a way to fit this song into the trailer somehow?:

I have thought about this a lot and I see the appeal. No rent costs, you can move to different locations but the hassle of no backstock and very little area to work with is annoying to me everytime I step in one. And there is a limited amount of places you can actually use these to sell from that would get traffic,…

I had a missed miscarriage with my first pregnancy. Even though I was heartbroken and having horrible contractions, my male obgyn told me that I was being overly dramatic and that the dead fetus would come out eventually. After watching me suffer for 3 days my husband couldn’t stand it and rushed me to the ER. The…

I used a midwifery program that was part of a hospital (GW University Hospital in DC) and LOVED IT. I rotated through the midwives during my pregnancy, so I got to know all of them, and am still using my main midwife as my GYN. I really liked being in a hospital in case anything went wrong, but the midwives were…

i dont even like consensual semen so good on this lady for not murdering him right then and there

“Ladies leave your bags at home, the store is full of paper ones and totes make me groan.

FOR REAL. There is literally no logical, non-racist reason for this.

Entirely unnecessary, too, because Desi Arnaz wasn’t especially dark.

Don’t do brownface ever at all is actually a good tenet by which to live one’s life

I am not impressed either. I am gonna need Mark to post Nick Jonas’s butt as a palate cleanser.

DUH

Justin Bieber is Grade-A Hate Fuck material.