Right. I’m not much of a drinker, but my Wisco blood and early days still gives me a tolerance level that would paralyze outsiders. I call it a life skill. Also: In the late ‘80’s, I was able to hustle a few bucks from the old men in the bars around NYU by my skill in draining a bottle of Pabst in about 15 seconds.…

WI doesn’t play. I live in MN and my company has a GB division. When my GB co-workers come over, our bar tabs are always fucking nuts. Like, the way MN college students drink on Saturday is how my coworkers do during the week.

I’m not sure if you’re serious or not, but if you are really feeling suicidal, please get help and talk to someone. The suicide prevention hotline is open 24/7: 1 (800) 273-8255. I hope you feel better soon.

Wait..... So servers make less than minimum wage because reasons and then those reasons are often hiding theft and fraud. It’s almost like these upstanding business people are shady, greedy, bastards who rig the system to keep themselves rich and everyone else poor......

I have heard this claim from Texans before, the key difference is that the threshold for this behavior is much lower than your average Wisconsinite. We are the drunkest because it’s more a way of life and not a “I’ve seen shit this one time” (though we have) thing.

Keeping it sleazy like Per Se Weasley.

Figures that a Texan would reject a scientific study in favor of an anecdote.

Happens a lot more than you would think. Especially anywhere that is a Pooled House. I worked at a certain James Beard Award winning restaurant that was a pooled house. We would all get together and do the math on our sales and what we each brought in, to find that most nights about 20-25% of our income was just…

I came across a similar charge recently and asked the server about it. “Does this go directly to you?” It’s a shame that anyone would need to ask. Shady dealings, Per Se. Not cool.

The economy is not and never has been bad for Per Se and the people who eat there.

When you grow up in La Crosse, you learn about the “World’s Largest Six-Pack” in kindergarten. We also hold the world record for most bars on one street. Also, Oktoberfest.

Fucking Illinois Bastard? Probably a Chicagoan? (Meant with love! And a misplaced sense of bitterness on I-94!)

The craziest thing is they are not even the drunkest university in the UW system. I went to Madison, and we all agreed that the kids at UW Oshkosh (Sloshkosh) had a problem.

You must be a FIB?

You might remember my Gawker article about losing my family and being paralyzed after being hit by a drunk driver. I now run a nonprofit in Wisconsin that works to prevent drunk driving and to provide assistance to the victims of drunk drivers. Feel free to check out our webpage and to donate!

I’m moving back to Wisconsin as soon as Scotty-fuckface-Walker is gone.

Dear Wisconsin,

Sausage. They chase it with sausage.

Well what do you think they're chasing all that glorious cheese with? IT AINT ICED TEA FRIEND.