Nigeria: It’s like Illinois, but African.

Can’t Obama just, like, use his African connections to get this guy? Oh man, this president!

You’re gonna get $4 mil just for sending him your bank info. I don’t get why people don’t jump all over that opportunity!

Sounds legit.

Has Ofeibea Quist-Arcton done a story on this yet? Her voice is so glorious. When she says “NPR News, Dakar” I melt. Meeeeelt. Look at how fabulous she is!

Anyone spending that kind of money and effort to masturbate is, by definition, lonely and pathetic

i duno, are we talking photo-realistic fembots

I’m really glad SOMEONES out there thinking this deeply about this subject.

Okay, imagine a robot with a robo peen and it’s like using a vibrator except attached to a muscular shapely robo man body... sounds like a dream, right? Until there’s a glitch and the thing thrusts too hard and accidentally eviscerates you. This is why I say NO THANKS to fucking a robot.

Oh, they’re not so very racist.

They get their tacos from McDonald’s. It’s called a got-damned hamburger, because I’ll be go-to-hell if my pappy fought on D-Day just so’s that a buncha got-damned illegals could come over here with their spicy foods and weird squigglies over their letters.

Only monsters don’t like Chipotle if we’re being honest here

I’m a Virginian and we get a lot of attention and pandering too, since we recently went blue. It’s a weird feeling. Like being that shy dorky girl who goes to the dance and takes off her glasses and she’s beautiful and everyone wants to dance with her

I don’t think they do ‘ethnic’ food

If Chipotle is liberal, and Taco Bell is centrist, then where do the conservative right get their tacos? Denny’s?

Clinton Bypassed Centrist Taco Bell for Liberal Favorite Chipotle

I can’t face this election without Jon Stewart. CAN’T DO IT.