“ohshitohshitohshitohshit”

And Miley seemed kind of shocked and then that sigh, like she was sad/exasperated.

Great point. If the two of them are truly united, Miley should tremble at their combined power.

I get what you’re saying, cause as a white woman I hate being associated with words like hers. But unfortunately I don’t get to opt out of that association...which is ultimately a pretty small burden to bear compared to, well, the burdens of people who aren’t white, ya know? All I can do is try to make myself a better…

I dunno... that Drop Everything (I think it’s called) song implies a lot and that was a while ago. This one is definitely the most in-your-face about it though.

I don’t even get it. My mom has a house in the country in Wisconsin, which has plenty of water from Lake Michigan, and she put a ton of work into turning the grass into a (beautiful) prairie of native grasses and flowers. It’s gorgeous and requires no upkeep and doesn’t need watering! COME ON!

with birth control at the bottom

so good

My grandfather’s funeral was hosted in a brewery, because my family is a-religious and from Milwaukee, so hell yeah let’s have Grandpa’s funeral at the Pabst Brewery. (Yes, it was there. The site of the original brewery, which is more a relic and doesn’t actually make beer anymore, but still. It’s beautiful and old…

Maybe the people who run this show were uber feminists.

In a moment of weird curiosity, before this all happened, I though I’d check it out, figuring maybe more mature, married men might have something to offer...about 5 minutes after creating my profile, with no pic or info, I got a ton of messages from dudes, which seriously freaked me out. It was just...so sad and…

Just emailed this to my Grandma who recently admitted to having a huge crush on Sam Elliot.

Why does reading about Tyga owing so much money to his landlord make me so happy?

Sparkles...you’re an inspiration and I am now going to put some in my purse. That’ll be so much better than the granola bar crumbs and crushed up pain pills that got ground to a suspicious white powder by my wallet and umbrella.

A very loud minority does. And I fucking hate being associated with them and doing everything I can in my little world of local politics to change that.

OK is it just me or or is it like, white lady great, white lady great, white lady great, white lady good, vaguely ethnic lady...6.5 ?

Another reason I will only ever be watching the Women’s World Cup

I can’t find it! Where is it?!?? WHERE IS THE SANITY???

I thought the students were just known to be weird an awkward?

Absolutely. Imagine if you had the skills to “fix” every one of your perceived “flaws”?