It’s my go-to karaoke song. A winner every time.

I am so #blessed to have just broken a bone getting doored on my bike and can enjoy this after popping two vicodin. Really tho. #blessed

Oh, a white character evolving and growing at the expense of a black character? Christians having character growth at the expense of Jews (or an entire fucking GENOCIDE?) Shocker.

I saw Inside Out last weekend (delightful, a must-see) and was terrified after the short piece before the previews, before the theatre-made PSA to not talk or use your phones - about what to do in case of an emergency. They were clearly not talking about fires or floods but about violent men attacking the theatre with…

Decide that even though you’re sore from your first ever boxing class - inspired by that woman who’s jacked as hell cause she’s not a “do nothing bitch” - you’ll ride your bike 8 miles up town to meet a friend for breakfast. Get doored by an idiot while on said bike. Strangers take pity on the girl who now looks like…

We can share him.

I would love to! Hopefully some day.

What do you tell the children? I’ve actually thought that the people who ask about it might be kids who just don’t know social boundaries yet.

I hate the dumb fucking way some white Americans view Latinos. I’m currently subletting a pretty nice loft - the owners aren’t legally allowed to rent it due to some condo rules I don’t understand, but do rent it, only since they can’t ever go on craigslist or whatever we have it for a steal. But the tenants in the…

You are the living embodiment of what Kelly Osbourne should have done.

I started to lose interest when Troy left. I feel like my future husband Donald Glover had a great sense of what was going to happen.

So true. And when it was good, it was so, so good.

All the stars.

Asking is against my religion. It must be forced.

Also the most Florida of Florida stories.

Some of Henry VIII’s mistresses/wives were pretty badass too, mostly Anne Boleyn, who played him so well and got to be queen. But then she also got beheaded, unfortunately the times had not caught up to seeing women as humans with autonomy and all that. Though no one was more badass in that family than his daughter…

Haha great gif. That sucks about long island people being like that - come to Chicago where there are tons of young people doing crazy shit to their bodies and some hair doesn’t stand out as much! And what is the deal with dying it? A friend told me she wanted to do that to her armpit hair but she was pretty drunk so…

Haha I totally know what you mean on the “waving in the breeze” thing. Hey, I feel like feminism is about women doing what they want to do without judgement - so more power to you if you want to shave your legs but not your pits. I actually shave my ankles, the part where socks are, since when it’s grown out there the…

That’s good to hear. Hopefully soon it’ll be like my leg hair, which I barely notice is there anymore.

Hmm interesting. For me it’s both a statement and an ease thing, though I’m also pretty blond and my hair is very fine so it’s definitely not as in-your-face as it would be if a lot of other people did it. I also don’t want people to think I’m gross but at the same time want to be able to do something as simple as…