Sure, Kate has great hair and a closet full of really tasteful pumps and cute babies.

I’m only 26 and have all sorts of weird knee and ankle problems that make too much running terrible...I’ve done a few half marathons always spaced out over a few years and don’t overdo it so I don’t understand, WHYYY BODY WHYYYY

Yeah :( My twin is a copy editor and seeing the stuff she does, it’s SO IMPORTANT! Thankfully she’s as a cool place that’s doing well financially, but it blows my mind that people just let writers “edit” themselves. Even great writers get too sucked into their writing to be able to catch mistakes, which is totally…

On a related note, check this out if you’re into masochism and want to torture yourself: The “Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks: http://www.unnecessaryquotes.com/

I’m learning to fail so hard right now. Quit my job, pushed my entrance to grad school back a semester, and am starting to see a therapist. I’ve always been a successful person who “had it all.” But it’s such an act. I mean COME ON. No one is actually as happy as they appear to be on social media. It’s all carefully…

need to tie my hair up on the top of my head...whoa. I had no idea it could get that bad. You’re amazing for still taking the time to educate via comment threads.

aaaaall the stars

Yes, terrible headline. But I also know a lot of times writers don’t get to create the headlines themselves (because then they might actually represent the article) but at a lot of places, some higher up editor does. I wonder if Jezebel does that?

It’s fucking adorable how the cougars responded to this dope, but videos like this also give people the illusion that wild animals are generally friendly and probably want your pets - a pretty dangerous idea.

My mom and I saw “Inside Out” this weekend (SO GOOD BTW) and before we got popcorn we were talking about how shitty “Pixels” looked and how awful Adam Sandler is. There weren’t many people in line and the friendly woman behind the counter was making some small talk and asked “what move are you guys seeing?” My mom…

I know.

My husband misuses words and it drives me insane. Recently we were in a co-worker’s house for a gathering (lame party) and this couple was super uptight about all their nice furniture and their little daughter, maybe 6 years old, was like “don’t forget to use a coaster!” and he said “dang wow they’ve totally whored…

YES THANK YOU YES. Easy solution - close the seat AND THE LID, every goddman time. Because science tells us shit flies out and onto your toothbrush during flushing. So just close it. Happy healthy couple.

Ahhhh as someone who does half a chore, I’m sorry on behalf of all of us. I was just diagnosed with ADHD which explains it a bit - I get super motivated to sweep the floor and then get to the laundry space and am like, “oh the laundry’s done! Better fold it while it’s still warm and not wrinkly!” Then the husband…

Nope.

:)

I sat next to the WORST couple on my way from NYC to Milwaukee once. I was seated next to the woman who ignored me most of the flight (great, cool, awesome) until the end when she started really dramatically waving her hand in front of her face like there was a terrible smell. I couldn’t smell anything. She turned to…

but...FREEDOM!

I fucking hate the cries of “oh, (white) gunman, MENTAL ILLNESS!” It’s really fucking terrible to all the millions of people who suffer mental illness to be lumped together with someone like this.

Totally. Earning capacity and also attitude towards the debt are important. I graduated with 16k and thanks to two AmeriCorps years, only had 5k to pay off and did that within 2 years after being done with AmeriCorps. But my husband has only ever had low-wage hourly jobs and has like 50k in debt and as this…