aaaaall the stars

Yes, terrible headline. But I also know a lot of times writers don’t get to create the headlines themselves (because then they might actually represent the article) but at a lot of places, some higher up editor does. I wonder if Jezebel does that?

It’s fucking adorable how the cougars responded to this dope, but videos like this also give people the illusion that wild animals are generally friendly and probably want your pets - a pretty dangerous idea.

I know.

My husband misuses words and it drives me insane. Recently we were in a co-worker’s house for a gathering (lame party) and this couple was super uptight about all their nice furniture and their little daughter, maybe 6 years old, was like “don’t forget to use a coaster!” and he said “dang wow they’ve totally whored…

YES THANK YOU YES. Easy solution - close the seat AND THE LID, every goddman time. Because science tells us shit flies out and onto your toothbrush during flushing. So just close it. Happy healthy couple.

Ahhhh as someone who does half a chore, I’m sorry on behalf of all of us. I was just diagnosed with ADHD which explains it a bit - I get super motivated to sweep the floor and then get to the laundry space and am like, “oh the laundry’s done! Better fold it while it’s still warm and not wrinkly!” Then the husband…

Nope.

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I sat next to the WORST couple on my way from NYC to Milwaukee once. I was seated next to the woman who ignored me most of the flight (great, cool, awesome) until the end when she started really dramatically waving her hand in front of her face like there was a terrible smell. I couldn’t smell anything. She turned to…

but...FREEDOM!

I fucking hate the cries of “oh, (white) gunman, MENTAL ILLNESS!” It’s really fucking terrible to all the millions of people who suffer mental illness to be lumped together with someone like this.

Totally. Earning capacity and also attitude towards the debt are important. I graduated with 16k and thanks to two AmeriCorps years, only had 5k to pay off and did that within 2 years after being done with AmeriCorps. But my husband has only ever had low-wage hourly jobs and has like 50k in debt and as this…

Just when I thought he couldn’t be any hotter.

Yeah. Sometimes I just fucking hate my husband, for no real reason. Am I the problem? He treats me well. I just worried I should never have married him. Bah.

yup yup yup yup YUP YUP YUP.

For me it’s that there have been times where I’ve honestly been like, hey, I would absolutely dump your ass right now if we weren’t married. If you were my boyfriend or even fiancee, I would be so OUT. But being married means a lot more social ostracism for leaving, which for me, is enough incentive to grudgingly…

resting ‘just pooped my pants’ face. RJPMPF.

Ya. It’s a good apology. She acknowledges she was in the wrong and apologizes directly. Of course she shouldn’t have done it in the first place, but this is about as good as it can get considering she did...

I mean, it would be cool if she did write about/acknowledge more intentionally the struggle of WOC artists in order to be an ally and show solidarity. That’s a thing white people can do, and should do, considering the massive amount of privilege she gets to have on account of being born white, privilege that comes at…